Three simple letters that will SAVE YOUR ASS! LOL

This was a fun chat at the bar tonight. I wanted to see what the fine folks here will add to it.

The claim:
"LOL" will usually save your text no matter what you say!

Examples:
Ur a bitch LOL
Asshole LOL
Fuck you dood LOL
You're totally fucked LOL
Go fuck yourself LOL
I'm pregnant LOL
I fucked your sister LOL
Eat shit and die LOL
I pissed in that for you LOL

I don't know. A couple of those might draw the response, "You're bleeding, dude, lol."

It works for me all the time. Been using it for years.

Is this an Ed Sheerin bar joke already? Lol

Ooops ... I just totaled the car ... LOL
Oh, I forgot to bring the donation ... LOL

Can't remember the lady or the gent that criticized her for not seeing his humor, but her reply was something like, "If only your mother had swallowed. Oh yeah..... LOL". Funniest post ever.

i have never worn a fanny pack...and have NEVER said LO.....the last letter in a post/email/text. 2 things i am very proud of.

The condom broke.... LOL
Oops.... LOL (accidental greek)
It was only oral sex not real sex.... LOL
I fucked your sister too.... LOL
No, I didn't cum inside you.... LOL
Oh I'm sorry you don't like CIM, LOL
.... COF... LOL.

You name it.

This whole LOL thing could go many ways.