I'm so horny that....

Just a funny thread about things that happend to you or things you did when you were crazy horny... Mine is

I was at work and we got a new client which was a coffee shop. The manager had a meeting and wrote COF on the board. I was already horny but then couldnt stop thinking about COF. Went to my desk couldnt stop thinking about. After a while i was hard then after day dreaming a poped at my desk, just enough to know it was there. Not wanted to face the embarresment i snuck out when to the store for new undies.

Whats yours

Damn, I wish I could make myself pop by just thinking about it.

The mind is the greatest and best sex organ.

and this one time at band camp..

a few years back, at the office, I'm eating in the back room, our 18 year old Receptionist comes back to talk on her cellphone, nobody else in the room...she crouches with her back to me, talking, and her pants slip down, showing some ass crack... a couple of slight hand nudges took care of my forming bulge

Melannie a band camp girl...why does that fit sooo well?