haven't seen an escort in 5 years

I haven't been with an escort in like 5 years, any must see recommended escorts? Newbie friendly for obvious reasons.
Sad state of affairs, pretty much 50+ year old grandma's and/or fat/obese. No matter the age obesity really seems an issue. Days of finding the "Rachel May's" are over.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/rachelma...y-79102#erotic
Ellie Alexandrie is your best bet newbie friendly and gorgeous
I haven't been with an escort in like 5 years, any must see recommended escorts? Newbie friendly for obvious reasons. Originally Posted by jjc4764
All the $ you saved, endless possibility lol
DallasRain's Avatar
not all "old grandmas" look like shit lol

for newbie friendly...

maybe try Emmie or Annabelle

have fun sugar!!!
Sad state of affairs, pretty much 50+ year old grandma's and/or fat/obese. No matter the age obesity really seems an issue. Days of finding the "Rachel May's" are over.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/rachelma...y-79102#erotic Originally Posted by kc_4_Fun
Yep and your persistent bitchin about it and ain't changing none of it...so either fix the problem or move on.
Or here's a novel idea find a nugget write your first review and actually add some value to the community.
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It is interesting that several with no reviews seem to know everything about every local lady...
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Sad state of affairs, pretty much 50+ year old grandma's and/or fat/obese. No matter the age obesity really seems an issue. Days of finding the "Rachel May's" are over.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/rachelma...y-79102#erotic Originally Posted by kc_4_Fun

I understand. Just keep on looking for the needle in the haystack. It takes a lot of time well spent to spend your money wisely. There are a few nice ladies that post here, so very few!

By the way, I thought Rachel May had retired. Is she still available? An honest question: there seems to be a lot of old ads on erotic monkey.
It is interesting that several with no reviews seem to know everything about every local lady... Originally Posted by Boredinop
And some with very few also.
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JJC-
I have to say I have seen a lot of gorgeous ladies on eccie. Even the older women are sexy and FULL of energy. Also the ladies with lucious curves that are not obese that will BLOW your mind. Myself included. Nobody is perfect nor claim such,BUT you will find a ton of gorgeous women on here. I look forward to chatting with you if you would like!
Ellie Alexandrie is your best bet newbie friendly and gorgeous Originally Posted by Blasko9999
Ellie asks for a picture of your DL. And rumor has it(and yes rumor only as far as I know) she's managed.
not all "old grandmas" look like shit lol

for newbie friendly...

maybe try Emmie or Annabelle

have fun sugar!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
In my opinion you're a perfect example of what I'm talking about. To me you look like a dude who shaved his ass.

{staff note- personal insults are not allowed sir-- CK}
I understand. Just keep on looking for the needle in the haystack. It takes a lot of time well spent to spend your money wisely. There are a few nice ladies that post here, so very few!

By the way, I thought Rachel May had retired. Is she still available? An honest question: there seems to be a lot of old ads on erotic monkey. Originally Posted by JRLawrence
Back when she was very active I talked to her a fair amount and she gave me her real name. Years later we connected on Facebook and we talked about a session. Her prices have gone way up as most do: $$$$$ from our conversations on Facebook it seems she does have a group of people she's been seeing for years. So it's hard to answer your question if she still active or not. If you're interested I would just reach out to the number listed in the ads it may still be active.
JJC-
I have to say I have seen a lot of gorgeous ladies on eccie. Even the older women are sexy and FULL of energy. Also the ladies with lucious curves that are not obese that will BLOW your mind. Myself included. Nobody is perfect nor claim such,BUT you will find a ton of gorgeous women on here. I look forward to chatting with you if you would like! Originally Posted by queenV
You can certainly have your opinion but you also have to respect other peoples' opinions too and you cannot generalize or talk for others in terms of what is gorgeous. You can call them gorgeous curves and some may agree with you but in my opinion gorgeous curves means you're fat.

People can deny it all they want but it's a big problem not only in this hobby but in society there are way too many fat people. The fat lazy way of thinking is to just accept it as beautiful rather than actually get healthy and do something about it.
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ok babe no need for nasty comments...i was being nice to you

i may not be your cup of tea and thats cool w me.... just find a gal you like and have fun!!!