9. (I can’t get no) Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones
This one kind of speaks for itself, hearing Mick Jagger scream about the lack of satisfaction at the top of his lungs, should make anyone second guess their own skills.
8. Hit The Road Jack by Ray Charles
“There’s taxi fare on the dresser, thanks for that, see you never.”
7. Do you want to touch me? by Gary Glitter
Yeah, the lyrics form this song combined with the artist singing should be enough to make the hairs on the back of anyone’s neck stand up. How police at the time, did not work out Gary Glitter’s sick tastes is beyond me, the lyrics to the song might as well be a signed confession from Glitter.
6. The Crying Game by Boy George
One for the ladies. If you’ve seen the movie ‘The Crying Game’ or even Jim Carrey’s ‘Ace Ventura’, this song should immediately make you think of a woman that was in fact a man. Ladies, leave the lights off for this one, for special effect place a cooked sausage into your underwear so when the song begins to play, and he panics, fumbling around your nether region to confirm you don’t have a penis, he will in fact cry his eyes out upon its discovery.
5. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen
Best played when you’re already on your way out the door. Or when you realize the ad was bait and switch.
4. Tonight She Comes by The Cars
May be especially frustrating of you have not satisfied her in anyway whatsoever. Maybe this one is good before too?
3. Bitches Ain’t Shit by Dr. Dre
For your artificial self esteem inflation, after all puttin' others down always makes us feel better, right?
2. Bicycle Race by Queen
This is music’s way of telling you you’re easy.
1. I Put a Baby in You by Robbie Roadsteamer
Let this song play and you will never see her again, just her state child support and her attorney.