Late in the night *Boudreaux regained consciousness…
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital’s ICU, with tubes up
his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering
over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly
say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.” Somehow he managed to
mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”