Pork Abuse

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/t...-abuses-bacon/

Wow...just WOW...

Covers up the fish smell...

I love bacon. It's a complete food group by itself, in my hungry opinion. But yeah, there is a limit on any good thing.

I've had bacon popcorn, bacon chocolate, bacon mints, even bacon perfume. (All gifts, btw. I wouldn't buy that stuff. I'd rather get a pork roast.) BLAH, YUKKY. Bacon lube? Oh, I can imagine the jokes plump girls like me would get using that. Noooooo.

Gives new meaning to have your bacon and eat it too. R

or 'pork her'

I agree with Fancyinheels that bacon is wonderful, but the stuff above is just way beyond overboard.

On a funny note, I saw a T-shirt recently that said "Either You Love Bacon...Or You're Wrong".

best use of all