Sex and Math

Sex is like math:
You add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don't multiply.

Everyone spreads Joy at Christmas time.
Fun gal.

Mathmeticians never get constipated.
They can always work it out with a pencil.

Knotty!
Pencil ?
NOW you tell me.
I used my phone's calculator.

CHRISTMAS??
It's a long
time til Christmas!

Knotty has a great
pencil....
smooth and writes
exceptionally well!
Which reminds me
Knotty,
I would love it
if you would come to Waco
and write for me!