Fair or not?

I literally just started really providing. From what I have noticed, and once again, I JUST STARTED, there is way too many annoying habits that some clients have. I felt like I should just say what I have been experiencing and what I believe shouldn't be done out of courtesy.

1. SENDING MESSAGES WITHOUT SCREENING INFORMATION

I love the attention I have been receiving, but it is a bit frustrating that it is taking about 4 - 8 messages to schedule a session. It is quite simple really, just message the providers with ethnicity, phone number/email, references, or p411. IT TAKES JUST A FEW MORE SECONDS AND SAVES US A WHOLE LOT MORE.

2. PRIVATES CONTACT

I'll say this as discrete as possible. Do not, for anything in the world, rub your macho part on a provider's kitten. I can promise you that the whole time she is just paranoid about you either slipping in without a condom, or you giving her a disease. It makes it uncomfortable and she more than likely will not see you again.

3. BE CLINGY/NEEDY

I'm one who loves to converse with my clients so that I can truly know them .. but only when we're having a session. Not after, not texting, not calling. Although i'm sure that you are just being sweet, we are not your girlfriends.

4. NOT GIVING ENOUGH NOTICE

If you message me (I don't know about other providers) an hour before the time you'd like to meet, I'll likely say no. It's common sense that I have to shower, get the room, drive, do my make up, and basically get ready to see you. I can not do that in an hour. ESPECIALLY if you are not screened yet. If you are not screened, then give at least five hours before, if not 24 hours!

5. SUFFOCATING

Give me air to breathe. Squishing me under you is the worst.

6. QUESTIONING MY CLIENTS

If you ask, "How many more guys are you seeing today?" or anything close to that, i'll lie .. or ignore you. I don't ask how many providers you see, so don't ask me about how many clients I see. You know i'm an escort. Let's be honest here.

7. THINKING I HAVE NO LIFE

No, I am not "busy" because I have 10+ appointments today. I have a mid term. I have a job. I have a personal life as well.

8. NEGOTIATING PRICES

I have a certain price because it covers my expenses to see you and for my service. I won't negotiate with you, and I won't change it. You're lucky if I talk to you after that.

9. DO SOMETHING OFF LIMITS

If I say I do not do Greek, I mean at all. No fingers in my bum bum please. If I say I don't do CIM .. No, I won't make an exception for you. If I say I use condoms .. No, I will not do it without one. Offer me 200 or 2000, the consequence can be forever lasting. No is no.

10. SMELL

Take a shower before a session, SHAVE, be CLEAN. No provider wants sweaty balls in their face making them want to puke the whole hour. Just like you don't want to smell rubber, I don't want to smell sweat.


11. LONG FINGERNAILS/LUBE

You will seriously hurt any provider if you try to finger her with long nails while she's dry. At least ask for lube and cut your nails. Personally .. I don't want you near me unless you have them short.

Now I hope no one takes this too serious.. it's just pet peeves that I know most providers have. Plus, if clients learn to not do any of the above, then the hour spent together can be used to focus on fun, sexy, playtime!

12. CALLING

Unless a provider says in her ad .. you can call me to ***-***-**** , don't. It's rude to assume that it's okay to call. What if they're with family?! It's just wrong. You don't want a provider calling you at midnight with your wife next to you?

P.S PROVIDERS, ADD ANY MORE THAT YOU KNOW OF!

xoxo Rosaline

Fuk'n Papi

Raise your rates, ignore the fucktards.... Problem solved.

^^^^^ Wow what a breath of fresh air this is!! And all from a new "18 year old" provider?!?!! I am extremely impressed!! Talk about hitting the nail on the head when it comes to so many issues I hear providers bitching about. And not to mention, extremely well written! Good for you girl! You go!!!

I mean really guys? Take care of your personal hygiene geez. Shave, fingernails, and shave that fucking jungle bush lol. As much as most of us don't want to eat hair, neither do they. It's not the 70's anymore lol.

But...but...this is my fav of all LOL!

9. DO SOMETHING OFF LIMITS

No fingers in my bum bum please.

Originally Posted by Rosaline Isabel

Actually, compared to most providers, my rates were already kind of high. I recently lowered them - and the truth is, even guys who will pay 350 an hour, will forget to be polite and clean sometimes.

Raise your rates, ignore the fucktards.... Problem solved. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Good for you girl! You go!!! Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

^^^^^^^^^^^

👏👏👏👏 Say it!!

Actually, compared to most providers, my rates were already kind of high. I recently lowered them - and the truth is, even guys who will pay 350 an hour, will forget to be polite and clean sometimes. Originally Posted by Rosaline Isabel

You're in the wrong biz then... Try stripping where you can do the sniff and smell approach.

^^^^^^^^^^^

Originally Posted by TheCat'sMeow

Lmao! No brown nose here. I'm in west TX now. Unless I move back to Houston and start hanging out at TMZ again, there's no reason to brown nose. But hey...touché lol

11. LONG FINGERNAILS/LUBE

You will seriously hurt any provider if you try to finger her with long nails while she's dry. At least ask for lube and cut your nails. Personally .. I don't want you near me unless you have them short. Originally Posted by Rosaline Isabel

Heh.

Newbie whores...

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=545845

You think you're going to get 30,000 views out of this like my wife did?

Heh. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

YES!!!!

over/under on utr?

Newbie whores...

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=545845

You think you're going to get 30,000 views out of this like my wife did? Originally Posted by Wakeup

For the love of SBT not everything comes back to you.
Good Tebow when are you going to at least attempt to be creative again?
Have the Eccie gods put you on a Process improvement Plan?

R Duke