Really need you to read this... I cant believe it

Hey guys, this has nothing to do with Dallas but I had an experience so crazy that I have to post this and get your great input. Holy shit I had the most unbelievable night ever. I still can't get my head around it. This is so weird. OK, three times in my life when I had the worst luck ever hunting in over 24 years of this hobby, I was so pissed at how horrible the night went that I just kept trying. So I was about to give up and go home as the clubs were letting out. Here is the crazy thing. I saw a girl walking near a club smiling at me that looked exactly, I am talking fucking exactly, like Sofa Vergara. In fact its the first time I ever seen a super hot thick latina zero percent fat. She was smiling at me so I was wondering if she was a working girl. I was also nervous because I wasn't sure if it was a transsexual or not since she was so thick just like Sofa Vergara. I am talking her twin, you guys would not believe me, not an ordinary everyday girl she had the tall tight toned body with the two basketball ball sized ass cheeks stretching out of her pants. Her ass stuck out about 16 inches the pure latina ass you see in porn which is insanely huge and perfectly round. So I used my usual hunting line and asked if she needed a ride and she said yes and got in.

I was looking at her neck and it was small and smooth with no adam's apple. Then I did an LE check and BTW her English wasnt good at all, so I have no idea if she was working or just really easy and loved American guys. I am handsome and before I did this hobby I used to be able to pick up hot women and bang them the same night so I have no idea if she was working or just wanted to have fun. I choose not to date girls because they fall in love with me and I can't get rid of them when I want my privacy. Anyway, I am confused because after I felt the breasts, they were implants so that made me nervous thinking it may be a dude, but she began working my crotch and smiling and then told me to pull over and proceeded to BJ without me offering a donation so I wasn't sure if she was just a hookup or a working girl. I did give her some green paper just in case she was going to ask afterwards or something, I wasn't sure if maybe they ask for the donation after the session or not over in Venezuela (She said she was straight from there). I did proceed to feel her crotch looking for balls and found none. She turned around and CGed me sideways in my car seat which I didn't even know was possible. Her ass was so huge I wasn't sure which hole I was in but I did smell a slight vagina smell so it is possible she was a girl.

Though I kept losing my erection because I was afraid I was doing a dude. She gave me her number and asked me to drop her off at a house so I am confused if she was an easy girl or working. If she is a girl she is a twin of Sofa Vergara I am talking amazing 20/10 looks the kind of girls you see in magazines that look fake. Even Sofa Vergara looks like a dude sometimes so that is why I am confused. The only way to know is to get a room next time and inspect it under light. I wont share her number or where I saw her just in case she was a normal girl who just wanted to have fun. I may just use a google translator and bluntly ask if she was a working girl but I don't want to offend her if she isn't. There are times in my life when I had a great relationship with a woman and one minor thing that is hardly offensive I said and the woman would never talk to me again which I still regret years later. If it was a girl and I think she was, I can walk around with her on my arm and every dude will break their neck looking she is like billionaire type arm candy. Looking forward to your comments.

Im sorry but there is something seriously wrong with you if you think Sofia Vergara looks like a dude sometimes.....IJS

Sofia doesn't look like a macho dude, but like one of the pics you see on the internet of a transsexual that looks totally like a woman. That is all you have to say about my post?

I get what you're saying dude.


Just ignore the nay-sayers and go fuck that guy...if she is a guy.

I was studying her walk as I drove off and she had the twitch side to side I doubt a guy can perfect that like a woman so I may be OK.

Ok this was hilarious.

I wonder what she really looked like when you were not wearing beer goggles.

I am looking forward to seeing her again. I will try and get a pic, you guys would think its a fake and that I took a pic of a model that had been photoshopped since she is not an ordinary woman. BTW I wasn't drinking.

So what's the point? You had a good time and its all that's matter.

Which area was this in Dallas??

Whats her #. Lets figure this out. lol.

I was studying her walk as I drove off and she had the twitch side to side I doubt a guy can perfect that like a woman so I may be OK. Originally Posted by Handsome Nashville

a Transsexual can, and that is what you fucked.. it's okay, not judging you.. Venezuela is a very poor Country, he/she needed to make some quick cash, and you needed a nut. you both met your needs.

Hi Chung I was looking forward to your reply. This happened in another city not in Dallas. I don't think it was a tran in hindsight.

I think this post should be nominated for the most stupid and pointless of the year. Also, you banged a guy.

Why do you think it was a guy?

I think this post should be nominated for the most stupid and pointless of the year. Also, you banged a guy. Originally Posted by Homebrew1

couldn't agree more.....