My physician and the Aggie

My physician was contacted by the new bride of a recent Aggie graduate. She spilled out her hurt that he would never let her be on top, and that was the way she had most always orgasmed. She also complained that he incessantly picked his nose and how gross that was. She asked the doctor, since he had been the Aggie's physician since childhood, whether he would counsel him?

The physician agreed and called the Aggie in for a conference. He explained that the Aggie's actions were undermining their marriage. Well the Aggie listened intently and announced, "I can't change my four years of Aggie training overnight!" When the physician looked at him quizzically, the Aggie stated, "They taught me several things over and over. Keep your nose clean....and don't screw up!"

There was nothing further the physician could do
pyramider's Avatar
Yeah, so what is the joke?
cptjohnstone's Avatar
Yeah, so what is the joke? Originally Posted by pyramider
you must be an aggie