Billie and Jeb were hanging around one day with nothing to do. Billie said,” you walk that way and I’ll walk the other way. We’ll meet back here in 3 hours and tell each other what we saw and did.” Off they went.
3 hours later, they meet back at the same spot. Billie says to Jeb, what did you see? Jeb says “I walked over that hill and came upon a beautiful field. There were colorful wild flowers everywhere. I just laid among the flowers and watched the clouds in the sky” Billie says “that was very nice”. “You wanna know what I did?” “Sure” says Jeb, “tell me”. Billie says “well, I walked down this road and I came across these railroad tracks. I started walking down the railroad tracks and pretty soon I came upon this girl tied to the tracks. I freed her, then we made love for the next 2 hours”. “Wow” says Jeb”. “Did you get head”. Billie says, “no I never found that”