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http://www.theladbible.com/funny/vir...-arse-20161006

Thoughts? Comments?
I'm wondering how loose must her ass be for them to look on the floor to be sure it didn't fall out? Also who sticks a fork and bbg tongs up an asshole?
Was it a cheap Golden Dildo?
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At least she wasn't gerbil racing!
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Was it a cheap Golden Dildo? Originally Posted by Notuagain
how dare ...ya

...how ...dare ya
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From the "story":

"Working in a hospital will undoubtedly mean nurses and doctors see some really odd injuries. You'd imagine, though, that none get as weird as sex toy related admissions."

That first sentence is sooooo true. If ya' ever worked in the medical field, in things like Radiology or Emergency Medicine....or you know someone who did...they all have a TON of stories. But the weirdest ones aren't "sex toy related admissions." They are "strange objects used as sex toy related admissions." Forks and tongs? Haven't heard that one before. But the one I have heard more than once....a fucking light bulb! THAT is fucked up.

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Guessing if that thing broke inside...good night!!
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Guessing if that thing broke inside...good night!! Originally Posted by Notuagain
one way ...ticket ta handyland
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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/695...e-put-up-there Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
YES! We have confirmation of a light bulb! A damn big one, too...

My fav (to see....not to insert!): the Buzz Lightyear!
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  • 10-08-2016, 06:11 PM
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There was a funny "George Harvey" sounding recording a number of years ago about a couple of guys hamster racing. It was one of the funniest things I heard at the time. I'll have to try to find it and post a link LOL