Adios for now.

Well I finally got careless. Passed out drunk with my phone open on eccie. First day of hashing it out over. More to come. If this ends on divorce I will be back. If not I'm done lobbying for the foreseeable future. Luckily she doesn't know about p412 or hobby phone. I will still check in when at work but no more ducking for a while.Thanks yo all the lovely ladies who put up with me, you will be missed.

OOOOPS!

Tell her it just porn for you. It's like penthouse forums , you got off on reading about other guys being bad.

Deny deny deny lol.

Tell her it just porn for you. It's like penthouse forums , you got off on reading about other guys being bad.

Deny deny deny lol. Originally Posted by playerplano

Bingo LMAO HARD

it's never the pussy, it's always the alcohol..

Not the way to spend the Holidays for sure ..

Don't Drink With ECCIE On The Brain ....

The visual of that scenario is priceless...as unfortunate as it was for you of course...😶🙄

That sucks man, I guess it's too late to put a password on that phone

Tell her it just porn for you. It's like penthouse forums , you got off on reading about other guys being bad.

Deny deny deny lol. Originally Posted by playerplano

Indeed. Unless she's clever enough to decipher what's going on on the site and go through your reviews. That will take some creativity to explain. Lol.

Indeed. Unless she's clever enough to decipher what's going on on the site and go through your reviews. That will take some creativity to explain. Lol. Originally Posted by TheOracle

If she figured out his handle and read his reviews, he's cooked, might be a blessing in disguise

OP, you’re REALLY COOKED if she reads this thread. On her own phone... And.... it might be a good thing!

Yikes! I hope things get better for you!!

Not to be a dick or anything, but maybe you shouldn't have posted about it RIGHT AFTER it happened. It only gets worse for you if she discovers this thread

Glad to be single and hobby on

Tell her the truth about your penis envy, and how you made up all these stories, because you wanted to feel like a real man, again, like it was when you first married her, and she used to rock your world.

But, her distance made you feel like less of a mn. So, you came here to live vicariously through the exploits of others. But, you had to tell some stories to make it seem believable. And, "I guess I got a little carried away. I just wanted to be your stud again."

Or, give her the Playboy-in-your-sock-drawer excuse "I just read it for the articles."