The Family Business

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."

TFF.....

TFF..... Originally Posted by BIG C

tff???????

Too Fucking Funny

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50 or higher?

Your Honor


What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Senator


How do you get a lawyer to smile for the camera?

Just say "Fees!"


I have many, many more cause lawyers or so easy to make fun of!!!

BigC & I have probably heard them all. BTW Your Honor has an IQ of 50 or lower, not higher.

BigC & I have probably heard them all. Originally Posted by juan2fork

Yep.....And some of them are actually funny.....

My favorite is still "What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea?"

"A good start."

My favorite is still "What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea?"

"A good start." Originally Posted by pornodave69

+1

I prefer, 'What do you get when you cross a rat with a lawyer? NOTHING, there are some things even a rat won't have sex with.'

2 lawyers is a bar see an exceptionally beautiful woman.

The first says, "I want to fuck her."

The other replies, "Out of what?"


Next try:

What does it mean when a lawyer is buried up to his neck?

Somebody ran out of dirt.