HOBBYIST A - Hey Man I'm over at STRIPPERS house with ****
Me - Who is ****?
HOBBYIST A - **** is HOBBYIST B
Me - Oh... Just the two of you and her?
HOBBYIST A - Yeah..... She's Braking out Lube and Handcuffs!
Me - I have a couple of extra players available.... You want a delivery?
HOBBYIST B - Wow!... Cherry Lube!
HOBBYIST A - WOW!... Cherry Flavored lube!
Me - Hey B.... Be Gentle on my buddy.... his ass is Virgin....
HOBBYIST B - NOT ANY MORE!
HOBBYIST A - Oh Hell No!
Me - I think you guys need an extra girl... I can drop one off!
Me - Hello?
Me - Hello?
Me - A Man... We can't be friends no more if you get your ass tapped...... I'm a major homophobe....
Me - Hello?
I'm sure there are a few more stories out there......
