Honestly, I don't think I would want the headache of winning that much $. I would prefer to when the week after someone hits the big one. When people are paying less attention.
I would buy a helicopter so I could avoid BR traffic. I'd be more blunt at work especially with HR and corporate mgmt, to the extent of getting fired. I would hire an IT firm to track down every single asshole telemarketer. Once I find them I'd take a Louisville slugger to their computers and phones. I'd paint my house in psychedelic colors just to piss off the HOA.
I got my Mega Millions tickets for tonight, and I even bought extra just in case...You never know, my day is going exceptionally great already so I just might win....
The first million would be as good as gone. I would have a big bomb-ass party with liquor, hookers, and weed for all. After that, Id probably just waste the rest.....