Can someone translate this for me?

I seem to have lost my Little Orphan Annie "Hooker to English" Decoder Ring!

As anyone who has met me or spoken with me on the phone will attest, "You ain't from around here boy, are you?" I find that I am very challenged when it involves the "Cajun Dialect".

So any help you could provide may be found humorous by other members.

(Ladies, before you chastise and denigrate me for the use of the word "Hooker". Please understand that I am fully aware that the difference between a "Hooker" and an Escort/Companion is much more than just spelling or semantics.)

http://biloxi.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ses-44/4468971

LLittle mrs. Cajun Princess has arrived. call 225~290~5813. Special 50 kisses - 44

Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 11:41 AM
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Senseual , seductive , companionship escort . come rely and pass a good time. No drama , no bs . Independent . SO if u quite relaxing companionship
Poster's age: 44

• Location: Biloxi

• Post ID: 4468971 biloxi

Be Careful & Enjoy!

Biomed1

No prob, biomed, let me give it a crack...
"LLittle" - the lady wants to emphasize she is not just little, but extra little, hence, "LLittle"...
"Mrs." - Just in case you thought your encounter might lead to something serious, this lady is spoken for...
"Cajun Princess" - Obviously, she hails from royalty. Her daddy would be the Cajun King...
"has arrived" - She's already in Biloxi...
"Special 50 kisses - 44" - She's running a special if you want to kiss her 50 times, it'll only be $44...
"Senseual, seductive, companionship escort" - also known as sensual, seductive, companionship escort...
"come rely and pass a good time" - If you rely on her ability as a sensual, seductive, companionship escort, you will pass on having a good time...
"no bs" - No Boys Scouts allowed!!!
"So if you quite relaxing companionship" - obviously a spelling error; she meant to say "Sew if you're quiet. Relaxing Companionship," meaning if there's time after the relaxing companionship session you can bring your sewing to her for her to do, but only if you're quiet...

Hooked on phonics worked for me lmfao, someone go toftt and take her a GED book

Thanks for decoding that Yellowjack, but even though she sounds so "Senseual", I'll pass on TOFTT.

I took one for the team in Biloxi once, and have stuck with quality ever since!

I guess her literary skills have deteriorated since she placed this ad....

deteriorated

LMFAO! YA'LL AIN'T RIGHT! hee hee & UM I DON'T THINK IT'S "PHONICS" SHE BE HOOKED ON! WOW, GIRL WOW! Just laughed so hard I peed a lil! Maybe she's Russian or something? Oh-ow! Even if that's so it's still funny as hell! That was worth not being able to sleep!

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Forgive me if I am wrong here, but I am new around here. Would it be wrong to book a date just for the purpose of providing the provider with grammar lessons? Lesson 1 of course would be how to write a proper and eye caching add. Could that be considered TOFTT?

No prob, biomed, let me give it a crack...
"LLittle" - the lady wants to emphasize she is not just little, but extra little, hence, "LLittle"...
"Mrs." - Just in case you thought your encounter might lead to something serious, this lady is spoken for...
"Cajun Princess" - Obviously, she hails from royalty. Her daddy would be the Cajun King...
"has arrived" - She's already in Biloxi...
"Special 50 kisses - 44" - She's running a special if you want to kiss her 50 times, it'll only be $44...
"Senseual, seductive, companionship escort" - also known as sensual, seductive, companionship escort...
"come rely and pass a good time" - If you rely on her ability as a sensual, seductive, companionship escort, you will pass on having a good time...
"no bs" - No Boys Scouts allowed!!!
"So if you quite relaxing companionship" - obviously a spelling error; she meant to say "Sew if you're quiet. Relaxing Companionship," meaning if there's time after the relaxing companionship session you can bring your sewing to her for her to do, but only if you're quiet... Originally Posted by yellowjack

You're really good at that! lol