Would Be The Twelve Days Of Christmas But Could Only Get To Seven...

Totally amateur, I know, but it was fun! Gotta sing it out. Think I kind of got it right...

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A great place to advertise me

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A new group of friends
and a great place to advertise me

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Cyber stalking bullies
new group of friends
and a great place to advertise me

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Carl's funny jokes
Cyber stalking bullies
new group of friends
and a great place to advertise me

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
H-O-T G-I-R-L O-N G-I-R-L
Carl's funny jokes
Cyber stalking bullies
new group of friends
and a great place to advertise me

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
several new vibrators
H-O-T G-I-R-L O-N G-I-R-L
Carl's funny jokes
Cyber stalking bullies
new group of friends
and a great place to advertise me

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
patient moderators
several new vibrators
H-O-T G-I-R-L O-N G-I-R-L
Carl's funny jokes
Cyber stalking bullies
new group of friends
and a great place to advertise me

................

I lost it there but was having fun with it! Any takers......
sixxbach's Avatar
On the eighth day of Xmas my true love gave to me

the return of the glory hole

on the ninth day of xmas my true love gave to me
more lube for anal....

rhymes lol

sixx
VictoriaLyn's Avatar
on the 10th day of xmas my true love gave to me......
his virginity
lol cute
NipLover's Avatar

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven BBBJ's
PSD's Avatar
  • PSD
  • 12-17-2010, 11:33 PM
Thats cute, Maxeen! You cant stop at 7 though! You might have an ECCIE classic in the works with this one!
Ok, I got one more...

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
nipple stimulators
patient moderators
lots of new vibrators
H-O-T G-I-R-L O-N G-I-R-L
Carl's funny jokes
cyber stalking bullies
group of new friends
and a great place to advertise me
knotty man's Avatar
what! no anal beads. im crushed. hehehe
missi hart's Avatar
that was great, maxeen---very clever!
Maybe amateur, but actually pretty dang good.
I'm giggling uncontrollably over here... and now that song will be stuck in my head all day!
sixxbach's Avatar
actually, return of the glory hole should be the 8th, I don't think I am the only on wondering when its coming back!

sixx
levibob56's Avatar
On the nineth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
one hell of a massage
nipple stimulators
patient moderators
lots of new vibrators
H-O-T G-I-R-L O-N G-I-R-L
Carl's funny jokes
cyber stalking bullies
group of new friends
and a great place to advertise me


Love it Maxeen
and its about time I give you one.
Sensual Sophia's Avatar
Adorable!
Whispers's Avatar
Adorable! Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia
Where? I don't see them!