Clarification Acronyms

I don’t write many reviews for the simple reason that the WK patrol isn’t worth it if you disagree. I see the GFE+++ label bandied around like cheap wine at a 20 something house warming. And try as I might, most times if I wrote a review I’d have to call that shit out, so I don’t bother.

A real GFE experience, for me, is like having, well a GFE…making out like teenagers on the couch, exploring, touching, pushing the right buttons, spending a lot of time getting around to “doing the deed”. Anybody can f*ck (well, I guess they can), but there is no art to it, no sense of elevated human intercourse. So like I said, GFE+++ for a busy tongue down my throat, a sloppy blow job and maybe a doggie thrust or two is misinformation. There should be a new set of alphabet soup like GPA (Great Piece of Ass), AGF (A Good Fuck), GFB (Great From Behind)…you get the point. But a great piece of ass doesn’t a GFE+++ make.

I’m all about makin’ out, and rubbin’ and lickin’ and touchin’ and runnin’ my tongue lightly from the base of a beautiful woman’s spine to the back of her neck while tricklin’ my fingers down her ribcage and getting’ a roll over kiss and finally getting around to making love. That’s what I’m payin’ for. And that sort of thing IS GFE. But a sweaty horizontal hula and a roll over poke is not.

Just sayin'.

The +++ has other meanings other than some hobbyist saying he had a golly fantastic time and is smitten with the provider.

Yeah it's my understanding that when they put all the pluses after the GFE, it means that it's REALLY like being with a girlfriend *wink wink*

GFE+++ definitely does not mean making out like teenagers. Although it does imply things that teenagers tend to do.

Ignoring the +++ part, GFE doesn't mean a damn thing. It used to, but guys decided they wanted to use it to describe how the girl made them "feel" as opposed to what she did. Now we have guys who think any time they nut it's GFE. I've even seen it used to describe an L1 massage by a mostly clothed provider.

All I can say is some of you guys must have had some really lame girlfriends.

And, while on the subject, GFE is not an activity. To be an activity there would have to be an accepted definition, which there isn't anymore.

GFE has no meaning, with or without +'s because everyone defines it differently. Nobody is right, nobody is wrong, just different. Meaningless. Same with the +'s. We can argue it all day long. That just confirms that it has no real meaning.

Torito

GFE has no meaning, with or without +'s because everyone defines it differently. Nobody is right, nobody is wrong, just different. Meaningless. Same with the +'s. We can argue it all day long. That just confirms that it has no real meaning.

Torito Originally Posted by Torito

true dat

GFE has no meaning, with or without +'s because everyone defines it differently. Nobody is right, nobody is wrong, just different. Meaningless. Same with the +'s. We can argue it all day long. That just confirms that it has no real meaning.

Torito Originally Posted by Torito

+1

And, while on the subject, GFE is not an activity. Originally Posted by sharktrager

GFE is NOT an activity...It's an attitude

GFE is NOT an activity...It's an attitude Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

That is it for me, too. It's just that for many others it is different.

Torito

I just realized that I may have participated in taking the thread off track. It's not a GFE thread. Let's get back.

I don’t write many reviews for the simple reason that the WK patrol isn’t worth it if you disagree. Originally Posted by phildo

Not to change the subject, but this is an "information exchange". You have to be a little more thick skinned. Write reviews and be honest without being derogatory and you should not have a problem. Grow some huevos.

As far as gfe+++ is concerned, it's just letters. Like everything on here, it's a matter of interpretation. YMMV

It ain't about the cajones, its about the waste of time. I could give a fuck. This thread was about, just possibly, THINKING about something, maybe coming up with some alphabet soup that might really convey something. Like FHAWDOC, (f*cked her a** and wiped d*ck on curtains). Something that might have some cognitive translation of the event instead of the oft used, now ignored G Effing E.

"All I can say is some of you guys must have had some really lame girlfriends".
Sharktrager

NFS (No effing sh*t)

phildo, did you catch an automaton on your last outting, hon?

Some gents simply have never had it as good, with what you consider lame, as they have with some of the ladies you see reviews for. Your interpretation of their experiences and expectations being met and exceeded, as opposed to your own experiences and expectations, are bound to be different. There is a phrase that sort of applies here, "One person's trash is another person's Treasure". So what you consider lame, obviously they considered it wonderful and good for them! We all perform at different levels....it's all good, hon. WALDT and Keep looking...you'll find that lady or ladies that trip your trigger and then you can write your own reviews the way you feel they are meant to be written and maybe others will follow your style, or maybe not. Men who seek the same as you will appreciate your input, others will just think they're lame...LOL

No, I caught a REAL GFE and was ill prepared. After some not so gfe (the lame girlfriend) but labeled as such I sort of figured passion had given way to special effects, like movies. All I'd like is some accurate acronyms, maybe about something besides over under sideways down $$. GFE.

That's all.

Good for you! I suppose you could simply start putting some unknown acronyms in your reviews. Others will ask and maybe even some of them will catch on. Best of Luck!