Strip Club Wish List

So after numerous SC adventures, hunts, and rendezvous, I’ve realized that all clubs basically offer the same thing: a few cute girls, over priced drinks, and a really hot/friendly wait staff. So I got to thinking, what would make for the Ultimate Gentlemen’s Club?

This could include things that would make it better for both the dancers and patrons.

I’ll start the list off with an on-site smart phone repair screen service. Imagine the dancer has broken phone, and for a few dances and/or activities the phone is fixed on site.

There should also be therapeutic message chairs. I would image that getting dances in a Sharper Image reclining, vibrating, and heated chair could definitely add to the experience.

So let your imagine go. What would you want in the ultimate sc?

I don't go often but when I do it's with a coed group, and we are the party for the night. I would like to see a Non-sports lounge for those of us that could care less about the game.

better layout for groups. if I go with 2 or 3 friends we get crammed into a vip booth built for 4 maybe 5 (so that's 6-7 people in piled up on each other) sometimes it's awesome, some times you inadvertently end up holding your buddy's hand mid dance thinking it is the next stripper over.

I would want better seating; some of the chairs in those places are not the most comfortable. Better VIP area. For the amount of money those places charge for VIP, chairs/booths fabric should not be cut/falling apart. And if in VIP better view of main pole. I mean really, have to be able to see all. Just my opinion. Oh and one more thing, for the music to not be so freaking loud. It doesn't have to be like a regular club. Music doesn't have to be blaring.

There should also be therapeutic message chairs. Originally Posted by Haley

You can use those message chairs while your phone is being fixed!

Sofa Beds.....

LOL! I remember a cute blonde that was back after a year being gone and the U shaped .Booths at Sugars were recently recovered.... (yeah... a long ass time ago!) and when she commented on the new look (we were in a booth with curtains) I told her yeah it was great... Reach down between the back and cushion and grab the handle and it folds out to make the booth into a queen sized bed!

She dug for 10 minutes looking for the handle!


Hello Haley! Long time! Remember me?

I don't go often but when I do it's with a coed group, and we are the party for the night. I would like to see a Non-sports lounge for those of us that could care less about the game. Originally Posted by Bob McV

Amen,..... every been bored on Superbowl Sunday and try to find some stripper pussy?... No music.... Just the game....

Why Strip Clubs try to be Sports bars I will never understand.

How about a "Tunnel of Love" ride that runs around the outside perimeter of the club. Fully enclosed and lasts about 15 minutes or so. Car could be big enough to lie down in.

Individual volume controlled speakers at each table could cut down on the blaring music.

Don't know how many recall them but there used to be a Fair-type ride where the cars were a clamshell form. They each had a drop-top that would cover the car. That might be interesting. Especially if you could turn the thing around to face the wall. They could also have volume controlled speakers in them.

Hello Haley! Long time! Remember me? Originally Posted by Whispers

Whispy is that you??

Whispy is that you?? Originally Posted by Haley

ahhh shucks.........


yes,,,, it's Whispy......