Potentially Your Next Destination

Longermonger's Avatar
Q: Who in their right mind would want to leave KC mid-winter and travel to a tropical island where prostitution, gambling, and marijuana was legal?

A: Every single living person in KC.

The weather alone is most of the draw. Sunny beaches, 80*F, palm trees, cold drinks, suntanned skin...
Q: Who in their right mind would want to leave KC mid-winter and travel to a tropical island where prostitution, gambling, and marijuana was legal?

A: Every single living person in KC.

The weather alone is most of the draw. Sunny beaches, 80*F, palm trees, cold drinks, suntanned skin... Originally Posted by Longermonger
Except for the fact the airport sucks...but the Bacardi flows like water.
Longermonger's Avatar
Airport? I'm on a boat wearing a nautical themed pashmina afghan.
lawrencegent's Avatar
Im on a boat I'm on a boat. .take a look at me I'm on the motha f-in boat...ha! I love that song Longerminger
Longermonger's Avatar
"Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid."

^^^
on my bucket list
(I already found the Holy Grail and fucked Snow White. Anything is possible.)
pmdelites's Avatar
...The weather alone is most of the draw. Sunny beaches, 80*F, palm trees, cold drinks, suntanned skin... Originally Posted by Longermonger
just remember that the weather in puerto rico is like that ALL YEAR LONG!!! [it's the tropics]
so, avoid high season prices and travel in low season and stay longer, fuck more, drink more, suntan more.