When you touch your anus or scratch your ass.what do you do?

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pickupkid's Avatar
a.wipe your hands

b. wash your hands..

c. smell your fingers...stop hanging around monkeys

d. ask Bonn
e. Look around and see if anyone noticed. If not, do it again.
SpursFan's Avatar
f. write on the wall that pickupkid was here


Another useless post/thread.
bigjimt52's Avatar
now we talking " just touching " or we talking " finger insertion "......theres a difference of course....some fukkin habits are hard to break....Im trying
Boyz--- can this wait until my Monday meeting--at that time I will have an exact head count --- as I work with a bunch of people with their heads up their ass!! Same thing -- right?
I ask someone else to smell my finger
f. write on the wall that pickupkid was here. Originally Posted by SpursFan


Another useless post/thread. Originally Posted by SpursFan
And a cheap shot!
Beagle's Avatar
Prowordsmith's Avatar
Tell me again...why am I touching my anus?
Whispers's Avatar
Touching is so disgusting.....

No real man would ever do so....

However... SCRATCHING it.... well.... that is different....
How else do you get the crusties off?

I'm either feeling for Klingons in the hairs around the sphincter, squeezing a hemorrhoid, or peeling away the scotch tape looking for pinworms.
I'm either feeling for Klingons in the hairs around the sphincter, squeezing a hemorrhoid, or peeling away the scotch tape looking for pinworms. Originally Posted by Von Spieler
You just made me throw up in my mouth
Dice man1983's Avatar
G- maybe next time clean my ass correctly so it does not itch. I carry baby whipes in my car so I feel fresh since it's hot as balls her in san anto
Beagle's Avatar
I'm either feeling for Klingons in the hairs around the sphincter, squeezing a hemorrhoid, or peeling away the scotch tape looking for pinworms. Originally Posted by Von Spieler
Mannn.....now you've got me paranoid.

Wait, I think I feel something wriggling around down there.....

VS, you bastard......
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