5 Freakin Hours

To catch a nut, but I finally got a happy ending.

My dick got so sore it came out of self defense,

Ok back to our regularly programmed channels, such as mod taunting and shit.

Hey, Dog! After 4 hours, you're supposed to call a doctor!
Who was the (lucky) lady?

Were you alone, watching porn, accompanied? Not much to go on, here Dogg ???

Sorry it took me a while to post again, my right hand is currently feeling abused and isnt working with me yet.

OY I wish there was a female that has that much patience (especially at single hour rates).

This is what happens when you reach the end of the porn internet and still can't find anything intriguing.

EDIT: Aww poor hand. Is that how long you typically last?

Yes pretty close to normal. After a while both hands get bored.

A quicky is about two hours. Well by my definition anyway.

The younger guys call it edging. I call it life after 40.

Now to get on with the rest of the day.

Dang.. I would shoot myself if I had to go that long to bust... But then again, some ladies like that. Kudos to you, Sir.

Yes pretty close to normal. After a while both hands get bored.

A quicky is about two hours. Well by my definition anyway.

The younger guys call it edging. I call it life after 40.

Now to get on with the rest of the day. Originally Posted by Doglegg

Fuuuuuuck that! Hahahaha I know now to never book you for an appointment!
Fuck around and end up walking out with my right arm looking like popeye and shit
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Fuck around and end up walking out with my right arm looking like popeye and shit Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

***note to self**** do not see Little Miss Cuntcakes after seeing Doglegg her popeye arm may be detrimental to JR's health

The OP needs to learn to sit on one hand for 10 minutes. Then use that hand to masturbate. It will be like someone else's hand.

Fuuuuuuck that! Hahahaha I know now to never book you for an appointment!
Fuck around and end up walking out with my right arm looking like popeye and shit
. Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

Now you know why I wanted to take SAangel to see you...she could get off 99 times in one hour (its a three thing that breaks down to the prime number eleven which kind of works for her).
You would get to give someone a happy ending and talk shit about her climbing the walls and I would have new mind floss to work with. Pretty much three happy people holding hands, lalala.

Just my luck she didnt want a rub a dub dub while I did a tug-a-tug tug.

Oh well pretty sure part of the equation worked out.

Ok back to Mod bashing....NEXT!!!

Now you know why I wanted to take SAangel to see you...she could get off 99 times in one hour (its a three thing that breaks down to the prime number eleven which kind of works for her).
You would get to give someone a happy ending and talk shit about her climbing the walls and I would have new mind floss to work with. Pretty much three happy people holding hands, lalala.

Just my luck she didnt want a rub a dub dub while I did a tug-a-tug tug.

Oh well pretty sure part of the equation worked out.

Ok back to Mod bashing....NEXT!!! Originally Posted by Doglegg

I plan of seeing her tomorrow morning... I'm sure we can arrange something soon.Are you wanting a 4hand or do you just want to watch?
I suggest you get a 4hand massage for SAangel
, done by Tracy aine && Myself..
Fuck... The 3of us together lol


Dammit....

I plan of seeing her tomorrow morning... I'm sure we can arrange something soon.Are you wanting a 4hand or do you just want to watch?
I suggest you get a 4hand massage for SAangel
, done by Tracy aine && Myself..
Fuck... The 3of us together lol


Dammit.... Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

Sounds like a great time =)

Sounds like a great time =) Originally Posted by Dr. Dew

It does.. Idk maybe I'll do a review special for that..
Btw check your ho box dr dew

I have a Tapout special you might like