Geez, talk about "Golden Pussy Syndrome"...

zeejoe's Avatar
Oh my God that's funny. That guy's writing style is hilarious and fun to read as well.
I will be sure to watch out for her!

Charlie

P.S. Sorry, I just couldn't resist that ��
stimulatethemind's Avatar
That could make Wiz take his "Timex challenge" to a whole new level!!!! LOL!!!!
Good thing he didn't have a Rolls Royce ...
bigcockpussylicker's Avatar
I was waiting to hear that it was a fake rolex
woulda been funny

I know a girl who stuff a large bag of parmasean cheese up her nethers..she was craving pizza for hours
JPHackworth's Avatar
Wouldn't the point of hiding the watch in her kitty be to slip away with it? Why run off, start a chase and assault the guy in the lobby? If you're going to go to the trouble of shoving a Rolex up there, plan it out a little better.
bigcockpussylicker's Avatar
Wouldn't the point of hiding the watch in her kitty be to slip away with it? Why run off, start a chase and assault the guy in the lobby? If you're going to go to the trouble of shoving a Rolex up there, plan it out a little better. Originally Posted by fredhgolightly
yeah, I mean she seems to be smart and plan ahead and all, right?
zeejoe's Avatar
Wonder if anybody had to tap out on the cavity search back at the precinct?

That could make Wiz take his "Timex challenge" to a whole new level!!!! LOL!!!! Originally Posted by stimulatethemind
Gosh, what a coincidence reading this story, because I saw this woman right after she was in this guy's room. I asked her if she wanted me to lick her, and she responded "Wanna watch?" I told her no, I didn't want to watch, I wanted to lick. She said "Yeah, wanna watch?" I finally got frustrated and left. NOW I know what she meant!
Why run off, start a chase and assault the guy in the lobby? If you're going to go to the trouble of shoving a Rolex up there, plan it out a little better. Originally Posted by fredhgolightly
Well, it was obvious she was running out of time.... <rimshot>