mixed signals

What type of things could a provider say or ask that would signal you're walking into a sting?

In all cases of an initial meeting, be uneasy about every subtlety. Be safe and have fun.

They may or may not ask any questions to trip you up,

Honestly, all you need to do is show up. They do not need convictions. All they need is to show they are making arrests to continue getting their budgets renewed or increased.

The only advice is to make sure you know 100% that the girl is legit, and to always listen to your gut feeling. If something does not feel right, it probably isn't a good idea to continue down that path.

You are under arrest!!!

You have the right to remain silent.

hey, why is that cucumber wrapped in foil?

In many stings, they will ask you to bring condoms. But nothing is a guarantee. But if anyone ever asks about condoms, respond that you didn't think your need condoms because you were just planning on hanging out or a private dance. It probably won't keep you from being arrested but it may help you beat the charge.

hey, why is that cucumber wrapped in foil? Originally Posted by nineninanine

Hey, wait! Did somebody say cucumber? I have a weakness for the peeled big ones.

Hey, wait! Did somebody say cucumber? I have a weakness for the peeled big ones. Originally Posted by Gemma34

I know it's not related to your funny post, but have you seen those Burpee Seedless Cucumbers that are supposed to be burpless lol? I saw them last night in Hy-Vee.

...have you seen those Burpee Seedless Cucumbers that are supposed to be burpless lol? Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Pussy%20Burp

In tonight's medical news, scientific studies show that the main cause of the "pussy burp" is a condition called TMC - Too Much Cucumber.

And in tonight's business news, Burpee company stock has soared lately due to increased sales of their seedless cucumbers.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Pussy%20Burp

And in tonight's medical news, scientific studies show that the main cause of the "pussy burp" is a condition called TMC - Too Much Cucumber. Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

Umm, wow, lol. Rarely does anything make me blush lol.

Hilarious!

I know it's not related to your funny post, but have you seen those Burpee Seedless Cucumbers that are supposed to be burpless lol? I saw them last night in Hy-Vee. Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia

OMG! No, I haven't. Lol. Now I gotta go to the store just to check it out! That is funny!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Pussy%20Burp

In tonight's medical news, scientific studies show that the main cause of the "pussy burp" is a condition called TMC - Too Much Cucumber.

And in tonight's business news, Burpee company stock has soared lately due to increased sales of their seedless cucumbers. Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

How funny! I learn something new everyday! Hahaha

hey, why is that cucumber wrapped in foil? Originally Posted by nineninanine