Don't get excited, shes just playing dungeons and dragons, rolling the dice for her half-orc thief character.
Lady Y,
You will never know how much we westerners appreciate your sacrifices, staying out here in the wilderness, sleeping in a hole dug in the riverbank, with nothing but the coons, possums, and coyotes to keep you company, while you wait patiently for that one client who looks and smells like Gabby Hayes.
I'll be there as soon as I'm done feeding the mule.