I usually have them come to the lobby as I lurk in the corner with dark shades peeking over a day old newspaper. I rattle the paper and holler " Allahu Akbar" if they hit the deck or grab for a concealed weapon I leave em the hell alone. If they just stand there dumbfounded I figure they're good to go. I then take em to a dark room and undress them and make sure they're " fit for battle" and it's on.......
I was distracted by the beauty in your eyes and the lust in mine. Broke protocol, plus you walked over and said " you had me at Allahu!!" Figured WTH!!