My Opus

Ladies and gentlemen. It's been fun. Really.

Somewhere around the 30th of January, my premium subscription expires. After much thought, I am going to ask the moderators to render my account inactive at that point. I have decided to evolve to the next level of existence in this little universe of ours.

I have met some truly wonderful people here. Ms. Elena got me going in this arena. And though I rubbed her fur backwards a few times and earned an occasional paw-swat from her, she never failed to give good, solid advice. Most of it I followed. The most important advice I have chosen to ignore until now.

"The happiest clients" she once told me, as I basked in the dreamy afterglow of a typical Elena moment, "The happiest clients are not on the boards."

Alas, that I did not comprehend. I do, now. Even now, I parse my words carefully, hoping not to offend or be interpreted wrongly.....knowing I will fail.

I have learned a lot from my fellow hobbiests. And I thank you. Smooth Sailing, you devil, I especially want to thank you.....and you know what for. I have tried to contribute what I can, with reviews and recommendations. I hope some of you have been helped* by that, and that I have therefore earned my keep. Some of you guys just make me laugh out loud. It brightens my day. I may still pop in to lurk once in a while, just to get a grin. But, I really don't think the good I can do with future contributions will outweigh the potential difficulties I will cause.....at least as I see it. The one thing I seem to be best at is stepping on my own dick. So, its best I stop.

To all the ladies I've met here on Eccie....Thank you for great memories and I wish you the best. I'm really sorry I was never able to run down some of you. Kay2day and Gia especially. If you ever find some ugly old guy hitting on you at Whole Foods, please don't dismiss him outright. It might be me.

I'll still be seeing the occasional lady......a few select ones in my P411 account ok list. They have all indicated that they would love to see me again. And I have a couple of favs I'll be seeing a lot of. If I am truly honest with myself, I have achieved what I set out to do when I first started. I'm getting laid on a pretty regular basis. And by some pretty hot women.
But I think my days of meeting new providers is over. You see, I've been blacklisted. And it is affecting my screening. After this year, with no more use for an account that will let me screen with new providers, I will probably let my P411 account lapse.

What evil deed led to my blacklisting? Loyalty. But, to the provider who put it up there, it looked like "gossip and drama."
No good deed goes unpunished. But no deed at all leads to no punishment at all. THIS is why the happiest are not among us.

A word to the ladies: I know you frequently see the vilest examples of manhood in your chosen vocation. Just like cops, in dealing with criminals on a daily basis, become jaded and view all non-cops as criminals.......so you ladies learn to hold the men you see in contempt. To some of us, though, you are angels of mercy. We hold you in highest regard.....and are confused when treated with suspicion. A lot of us are just trying to do the right thing, with no idea as to how to go about it.

To the men: Ultimately, respect for your fellow human beings pays the highest dividends. I sometimes think that, in reviewing the ladies for the services they provide, we lose sight of that. Yes. Some are theives and con artists. They deserve reporting and worse. Some provide more limited or better experiences than others.......but some of that is us. Sex is a team sport. All team members have to give their best.

Finally, loyalty. I know the old saying.....we're paying the girls to go away afterwards.* And there's some truth to that. But, in a world where alliances are brief, and men and women come and go, loyalty is a rare and precious commodity. Trust has to be earned, and is easily destroyed. It is because I most fear doing this most that I bid you all farewell.

"Party on, dudes. And be excellent to one another."
Wish you the best and thank you for all of your contributions to this community.

Your future is sure to hold some very happy and satisfying times. And you will be the type of person to treasure them all the more.

Long may you run, brother.
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Wish you all the best. See ya thru the looking glass
oldmanoftheroad's Avatar
Well dang Grits!! I hope the future is bright, your feet barely touch the floor and your pecker gets polished with regularity!!

Enjoy your self!!
Ultimately, respect for your fellow human beings pays the highest dividends. I sometimes think that, in reviewing the ladies for the services they provide, we lose sight of that. Yes. Some are theives and con artists. They deserve reporting and worse. Some provide more limited or better experiences than others.......but some of that is us. Sex is a team sport. All team members have to give their best.

" Originally Posted by hgritstoo
Hope life treats you well grits, you have been a pleasure on the boards while you were here. I took the to the men part out of your quote, as I think every person should remember those words. Treating others with respect, even those we despise always seems to leave the best Karma in the world, and helps to de escalate some situations that could get really nasty.
Grits,
I wish you the very best. And you are welcome. Please stay in touch. I may be crossing paths with you again.
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... loyalty is a rare and precious commodity.
Trust has to be earned ... Originally Posted by hgritstoo
Once both are earned, friends stay friends long-term, which allows folks to go, or stay, UTR.
Ms. E is quite correct in her comment that you quoted.
How does one know they're blacklisted and is that on eccie or elsewhere??? As usual, I'm sooooo cornfused!!??!!
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How does one know they're blacklisted and is that on eccie or elsewhere??? As usual, I'm sooooo cornfused!!??!! Originally Posted by schmuckenputz
I imagine it starts with providers not willing to see someone, and after it being just a few it grows and grows. A trusted provider may have let him know, or many of a myriad of other ways.

Good luck in your future endeavors, you've escaped with your wits and balls intact.
Happy trails, grits. I've been in awe of your wit, contributions and yes prowess with the ladies. You will be missed. All the best.
Awww grits you've always been an awesome member of the NE forum.. Hate to see you go but I totally get it. If you ever want to scratch that itch you know how to find me lol best of luck with everything
Today's the last day. Enjoyed saying goodbye to everyone via pm and email.

I had a question about my avatar:

Well, as you know, men are cursed with an evolutionary response.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin

Yes, women ARE a drug. Unfortunately, this evolutionary response is particularly strong in me. And so, I tend to get a bit attached to whomever I see. It passes, but now you understand why my reviews were always a little over the top. And I had to learn to adapt. You know....it's OK to love.......just a little bit.




Tattooed on this lovely lady's neck are the words "One Shot One Kill" The gun is smoking.....she's obviously just killed......but there is ecstasy on her face. Why? Who is she?

She is the provider I've just seen........and she's just put a bullet right through my heart!

Many women's faces have occupied this picture over the years. Raina, Jane, Sara, Bree....all have had a turn within its borders. Lovely Layne....she of the tender lips and bodacious bosom.......Kaytee Kaboom with her elfin features and cute little wiggle. Elena's wicked smiling lips have brushed against that gun barrel many times.

However, Lady Y has held the gun and pulled the trigger more often than any provider here. So, as I leave....having just left the comfort of her embrace.....it is only fitting that you all should place her face within this little block of art. Truly, one of the most talented and trustworthy providers, and one of the nicest people, I've had the pleasure to meet.

Hojo Hominygrits 1/28/15
I miss you already Grits! I left and came back 6 months later. For our benefit I hope to see you back here in the future. I like what you added to the forum
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Today's the last day. Enjoyed saying goodbye to everyone via pm and email.

I had a question about my avatar:

Well, as you know, men are cursed with an evolutionary response.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin

Yes, women ARE a drug. Unfortunately, this evolutionary response is particularly strong in me. And so, I tend to get a bit attached to whomever I see. It passes, but now you understand why my reviews were always a little over the top. And I had to learn to adapt. You know....it's OK to love.......just a little bit.




Tattooed on this lovely lady's neck are the words "One Shot One Kill" The gun is smoking.....she's obviously just killed......but there is ecstasy on her face. Why? Who is she?

She is the provider I've just seen........and she's just put a bullet right through my heart!

Many women's faces have occupied this picture over the years. Raina, Jane, Sara, Bree....all have had a turn within its borders. Lovely Layne....she of the tender lips and bodacious bosom.......Kaytee Kaboom with her elfin features and cute little wiggle. Elena's wicked smiling lips have brushed against that gun barrel many times.

However, Lady Y has held the gun and pulled the trigger more often than any provider here. So, as I leave....having just left the comfort of her embrace.....it is only fitting that you all should place her face within this little block of art. Truly, one of the most talented and trustworthy providers, and one of the nicest people, I've had the pleasure to meet.

Hojo Hominygrits 1/28/15 Originally Posted by hgritstoo
It was and always will be a pleasure pulling the trigger. You are a dear friend and will always be my ATF. In this biz with all the back stabbing, lies and drama it is rare to come across someone to trust and you sweet Grits I trust with all of me!
I would say that I will miss you on the boards, but I won't, I am learning the wise are wise for hiding in the back ground!
I will see you again soon and we will share all our secrets and fantasies than.
It came to my attention lately that one of the True Gentlemen from
this board has gone on to meet his maker. He shared with us all straight from his heart with wit and wisdom. I realize it is not ok to post on such an old thread but this one just seemed like a good place to spend a moment to remember him.