a dream date with ...plastic man!

Plastic Man's Avatar
hey there funnels ...gonna dip a ...cock ...in the puddle here and see who ...nibbles

...plastic man is always lookin fer ...ways ...to give back and how better to do that ...than a charity auction! ...sweeeeeeeet

...heres the rules so simple even an ...ol jimmie can follow along

...funnels name yer price and the ...high ...bid wins an hour long date with ...plastic man!

...four percent of the ...winning bid will be donated to the cause of yer choice ...the remaining goes to ...administrative fees

...now heres the bestest part ...if a jimmie wants to watch ...they can bid fer that!

...good luck and let the bidding begin at 200 jimmie bucks!
I'm not gonna bid...
But it's not gonna stop me from saying... Welcome Back!
Highwayman64's Avatar
There goes the neighborhood.........
Welcome back.
Plastic Man's Avatar
plastic man be ready fer the bids to start ...rollin in

Grace Preston's Avatar
Why oh why oh why.....

am I reading this in a Disco Stu voice?
No way is this Disco Stu. He's totally Mr Crabs from Spngebob
You can't compare plasticman to anyone or anything on earth, but still good to have him back. Btw could we convince mouncer to come back I miss him also
fuckin mounce on.....
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JONBALLS's Avatar
plasticman back to bring peace to all jimmies far and wide

with mission statement