Dick tatted?

Should I? Is this next area to get it?

Sure, why not? What could go wrong?

Get a dick sleeve done with vines, skulls, religious crosses, lipstick marks, barbed wire, skeletons, cartoon sperm, and a smiley face that changes to a straight face when you are flaccid. Make your rod a conversation piece. Whip it out at parties so everyone can enjoy your cockart.....or should it be called pop-art?

If you have foreskin, there are more artistic possibilities available. And if later you don't like the tattoos on your foreskin, just get circumsized to remove them.

My question is how does a guy keep it hard or the skin tight while getting the tattoos? Ouch!

i knew a guy with an eyeball tattooed on the head of his dick. now i never personally saw it but i believe his wife. Me personally no thanks, besides my dick is too small to have anything tattooed on it.

Or, opt for a "Prince Albert."

And, perhaps your "Prince Albert" can hook up with his "Isabella."

Don't worry about the EMTs. They have just about seen everything!

Hey, whatever you feel like you need to do, I guess. Personally, FUCK that shit!!! No needles on my dick, thank you very much. But, hey, if you feel like a picture on your dick is what was missing in your life, knock yourself out. It's your dick. Have fun.

I only have one tattoo on my dick. When I am flaccid it shows as EW.

But when I am hard it reads EAT AT DICKS, BEST SEAFOOD ON THE BOARDWALK

I bet Pyramider has one that says "dangling death," but it is in an 8 point font.

Wtf! The shit people.do.... hey guy its your junk do whatever you want to.it

My fathers favorite joke was "A guy walks in the bathroom at the bar looks over and the guy next to him has shorty tattooed on his dick. He walks out laughing and tells the bartender about it. The bartender says hell you should see it when it gets hard it says shorty's bar and grill Albuquerque new mexico."

I don't know why you'd do that to your cock. I personally would be turned off by seeing a tatted or pierced member.

I don't know why you'd do that to your cock. I personally would be turned off by seeing a tatted or pierced member. Originally Posted by Laura Lynn

True Story. Approx. 22- 24 years ago.

I was doing what I did back then, which was probably being half wild in Deep Ellum and was getting into mischief (which I NEVER do now!), and I met this guy.

He was covered with all sorts of body art and a few crazy facial piercings and back then, I (sometimes) liked that sort of thing.

The situation went forward and I found myself in private with this guy and he dropped his pants.

I have NEVER seen anything like that before or since. He had a ladder of piercings up and down his penis. AROUND his penis was tattoos and on his cock, were a couple of really small tattoos but I cannot remember what they were. I'll never forget those piercings, though.

The fact that he could even get an erection was surprising.

I have to share that I didn't wish to touch him after seeing it. Not that it wasn't interesting and the guy, himself, was sexy. But I figured that if he was able to do that to the most private parts of his body, all of this body modification, that I wasn't sure what ELSE he had done.

I won't tell anyone how that meeting ended but it didn't lend itself to a good sexual experience although he swore to me that most women loved it.

I only have one tattoo on my dick. When I am flaccid it shows as EW.

But when I am hard it reads EAT AT DICKS, BEST SEAFOOD ON THE BOARDWALK Originally Posted by pilot4u2.0

Mine says "WENDY" but when it's hard it says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day"

(Sorry, no sound file of the drummer doing a rim shot is available,, please use your imagination)

I wince when I read that EW. Piercings and tats in private areas gotta hurt and not my cup of tea. If you want to do it hey more power to you.