My sex addiction has taken over my life and I need to remove myself from this seedy underworld to regain my faith in humanity. I have learned there is a thread in the powder room about me, and I have even been accused of being the Psycho Marine by a dozen ladies.
Let me say this to clear it up: I AM NOT THE PSYCHO MARINE, I'm just a random pervert asshole.
Anyways, the time has come to seek treatment for my addiction and bid this side of life farewell.