40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE. ...
A married couple in
their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a
quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful
fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all
this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I
want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The fairy
waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II
appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a
moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this
will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy,
were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved
her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The
moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female.......