Where is the strangest/wildest/most awkward place you have "performed an act"?

So I am laying in bed this morning, and I am thinking back several years ago.... The "SO" at the time shared my desire for "performing for an audience", sexual acts in public, and live porn. After watching a particular porn, he wanted to re-enact. Of course I was game. I am a pleaser after all. We lived near a beautiful lake that also had walking and bike trails. One morning before our daily walk, we snuck off into the trees, and I dropped down to my knees, and pulled his shorts down. I proceeded to give him the best blowjob he had ever had. It was all he could do not to draw attention to us with his moaning (I do have skills ya know). When he couldn't take it anymore, he pulled out of my mouth and gave me the biggest, sloppiest facial I had ever had!! Because I was so ridiculously turned on, I didn't even notice, much less mind that he had gotten it in my hair, which is a big NO! Anyways, he advised me that I would not be wiping all of his manly juice off of my face. Instead I would be walking back along the trails to our house proudly displaying all of his "juniors". After all, I was the one to bring them out that day. We walked home laughing our asses off at the reaction from the other walkers/runners/bikers that did double takes at every pass. He even got a "way to go bro" nod from some man who obviously wished he had been that lucky that day (if only I knew about the hobby back then, I may have made some extra money that day).

My question to you is... What is the most outrageous, wildest, or most awkward place or setting that you have ever "performed an act"?

Dressing room at Macy's in the mall. Hard keeping the moaning down, and then using the garments we took in to sop up the mess that made its way to the floor.

Dressing room at Macy's in the mall. Hard keeping the moaning down, and then using the garments we took in to sop up the mess that made its way to the floor. Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Impressive!!

Long time ago when I was in my early 20's, my girlfriend and I did it real slow in the back of a pickup, with my Dad asleep on the other side of her. Over 45 years ago, I'll never forget the night.

Southlake Town Center parking lot just outside of Truluck's. My date wanted to show her appreciation for dinner that night.

People passing by and got a couple of smirks by the gals and a couple of thumbs up by the guys....great time !

She swallowed every drop of dessert !

Beds and massage tables; that's been it for me.

Probably not that "outrageous", but once when my girlfriend's mom came home early and interrupted us... we finished doing standing doggy behind a car in the driveway. Luckily it was well after dark, but the way my gf's house was facing, if anyone had turned down her street it would have been an immediate "h shit" moment for all of us lol!

Most awkward is a time this chick and I hooked up in the garage adjacent laundry room at a party. That washing machine must have been fah-reezing (*insert ryan gosling "hey, girl...my bad" meme lol!!*), but the worst part was when my dumb friends discovered we were missing and decided to come looking for us. Cockblock much?? Geeeeeeez

Gave someone head on the Texas Star. I believe the review is around here someplace.....

Doing K-9 in an empty office at work while a meeting was being held in the next room...had to stuff my shirt in her mouth to keep her from moaning so loud.

Northbound on I75 just north of downtown Dallas. On way to her place after a party. She was on my lap in the driver's seat, and facing backwards. I was inside her, looking over one of her shoulders while driving about 65 mph and trying to stay in my lane as she bounced up and down on me and talked dirty in my ear about how good I felt and that she wanted me to cum with her.

Doing K-9 in an empty office at work while a meeting was being held in the next room...had to stuff my shirt in her mouth to keep her from moaning so loud. Originally Posted by westftwman

Uuummm...... YES PLEASE!!!

In a Synagogue.
I was given an address and it was hard to see since it was late and dark. I directed to park around back and I was escorted up some back stairs. So, I assumed I was in the servants quaters of just a big house.
But afterwards, the guy was like "Oh! You're Jewish! Do you know where you're at? You're in a synagogue."

I did always say I wanted to go to Synagogue... But not quite what I had in mind.

Sinful come to my office!

In a suite during a Cowboys game.
On a green at TPC Las Colinas.

When I was a late teenager and working at a call center for a major wireless carrier, I had a gf whose cubicle was next to mine and during her scheduled breaks she would crawl under the cube and blow me while I was still making phone calls. Then after work a time or 2, or several, we'd go down to the local park, be about 3am and I'd mount her on the merry go round and amongst other contraptions.

Damn, how I miss her.

1) In an executive sized office onthe 9th floor of an office building down by the Galleria

2) On the green (7th hole) of a golf course.