Barter? Anyone?

Hi

I need a king size bed and a new sofa/ couch.

The monkeys tore up my old couch and I would like to get something in good condition preferably microfiber (its easy to clean).

I also am looking for a king size mattress and box-spring. My bed is too small. I love cuddling with my monkeys and watch movies.

If anyone is interested in bartering or have these items for a reasonable price, please contact me.

Thank you
MUAH

Sounds like some monkeys need a spanking.

I do not spank my children! The couch is about 5 years old and they were very young when i bought it. They had no concept of keeping things and taking care of stuff.
Now they are older and I would like to have a nice couch that we would enjoy.

Maybe your the one who needs to be spanked. didn't your mother teach you that if you have nothing nice to say do not say anything?