How many people do you think a $100 lady (whom you describe as dirty) sees in a day? A week? A month? A year?
There are about 5000 people in the Central AR area living with HIV and AIDS. I wonder what the odds are that you just crossed paths with one.
Am I sounding sexy yet? Are you turned on by the thought of stirring your little friend up with someone else's junk that was in there thirty minutes before yours? Mmmm, hot. I hope it was really really fun.

It's like parking your car in the ghetto, unlocked, and leaving it there for a week. You can somehow convince yourself it's still gonna be there? How do you do that? I mean there's all kinds of risky stuff that I'd love to be able to talk myself into. Maybe you could teach me how you switch off all of your common sense + conscience all at the same time.
p.s. Ladies if you'd like to know where to go for a cheap exam plus STD test, please pm me.