Is it my breath?

What's going on with me? It seems like just about every lady I've seen since I started out here has retired or changed her service. Right after seeing me!!!

I brush my teeth right before I see you, so that's not it. I always shower up, so that's not it. Fresh shave, knock that out. I'm a calm and thoughtful person, I hope.

Okay, so we have:
I'm so big that they'll never fit anyone else in there.
I'm such a good lover that they're just spoiled.
I'm so ugly I just scared the straight right out of you.
After an afternoon with me you realized there were more important things in the world. Like needlepoint or butterfly catching.

Oh, I know. That million dollar tip. That's what it was, right?

I'm no money grubber, but a million dollar tip would probably facilitate me and a couple of my closest friends' retirement. Got one? LOL

Don't worry... If you look around on the internet a bit, you'll find out where the girls are going.

Hell a million dollar tip (I too am not a money hungry slut puppy) and I am all yours......

I wouldn't think so, you are a perk, great fellow to meet with. Must be something else!!!

Are you farting?

Must be the counterfiet bills you are handing out.

Or you are paying with monopoly money...