Just an FYI--I'll be away for a couple of days... My daughter is in labor and now dilated to 5... So I'll be taking the next few days off to take care of her & play with my very first grandbaby!
I'll be unavailable for dates but will check email occasionally, for future date requests & references...and I will try to respond asap!
And after staying up comforting her for over 32 hours now...I feel like I could sleep for a year. Please be patient with me in getting back to everyone for date requests and references!
I'm pooped!
But I'm so thrilled he's finally here....he's such a beautiful, perfect little angel!!!
10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
4. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
3. You've just seen the photos in the "BeaverHunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggystyle."