I'm trying to decide whether to post a self-aggrandizing thread about the exciting "unofficial" SXSW gig I was just booked to play, or a self-effacing thread about masturbation...
Maybe they're one in the same.
I can probably discuss one in greater detail than the other...
But I suppose I'd get more participants in a discussion of an activity we're all personally involved with.
And I'm not talking about unprotected sax!
it's late. But think of the greatest moments you've ever had, dreaming you were masturbating onstage. Wait a second... maybe THAT's the idea. Stars? Music? Fantasizing? Jerking Off? Flit clicking? SXSW? Unprotected sax? We may ALL get to rub one out together!
I LOVE COMMUNITY SING ALONGS!
OK. I was going to have my Ovaltine and toddle off to bed, but maybe ... just maybe.... Laters. I've got to handle an urge before it goes away!