2016 Year End Awards

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It's that time of the year to pay homage to the best and worst of 2016. Here are the categories. Submit your nominations for one, some, or all.

Dillion Harper Provider of the Year Award

Pseudo pimp of the year award

Lancelot White Knight of the year

Hoodrat of the year Award

Hoarders Worst incall Award

Funniest thing seen at an incall Award

Martha Stewart Cleanest/best incall Award

Worst BP ad of the year Award.

Most Obnoxious Member Award

Best Newcummer Award

Best Quick stop Provider Award.

Best Provider I never Had Award.

Most missed provider of the year.

Best seasoned veteran provider award.

Sexiest looking provider award

Best Agency award

Worst Agency award
  • SCRAP
  • 12-30-2016, 02:45 PM
We need to create a POLL to answer these questions....

But 1st we need nominations...

I nominate Moneytalksny for Mongor of the Year....

And TexassholeLee for Most Obnoxious Member of the Year...
Where do submit our ballots?
Bill James's Avatar
Best Provider I never Had Award. totaltiffany
Best seasoned veteran provider award. totaltiffany
Martha Stewart Cleanest/best incall Award. Totaltiffany
Sexiest looking provider award . Totaltiffany

Just my opinion
DocHolyday's Avatar
Hey MT, do these need to come exclusively off the South TX Board?
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Hey MT, do these need to come exclusively off the South TX Board? Originally Posted by DocHolyday
Doc.. No rules here. Just a little board fun.
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I hope this list does not get me into too much trouble so here goes since BJ is the only one who jumped in:

Dillion Harper Provider of the Year Award- (is she an eccie member?) Anyway, too close to call

Monger of the Year- Its a tie- BILL JAMES and TTMAX(where do these guys get the $$ for their numerous adventures?)

Pseudo pimp of the year award- HONEST ABE(how does he find all those hot chicks?)

Lancelot White Knight of the year- 3 way tie: COVERME; JOHNNY YANKS, and A10BOMB

Hoodrat of the year Award- BP CLOE(looks like she is right out of hell)

Hoarders Worst incall Award- BP LISA(stunk, crap everywhere, trash scattered)

Funniest thing seen at an incall Award- MAKAYA JADE(all those toys)

Martha Stewart best incall Award- ADRIENNE KNIGHT (spotless and fresh)

Worst BP ad of the year Award.- Just pick one, 95% are all Bait & Switch(B&S says it all)

Most Obnoxious Member Award- The drama queens & kings on the SA Board(enough said)

Best Newcummer Award` SINLYCIN(smoking hot!)

Best Quick stop Provider Award. BENTLEY LANE(oh my, my, my)

Best Provider I never Had Award.- The ALPHA(twinkle, twinkle little star)

Most missed provider of the year- MISSBABY(always a great time)

Best seasoned veteran provider award- TIA XXX(oh what skills she has)

Sexiest looking provider award- VALLEY.MILF ZOEY(jaw dropping beauty)
All right boys, I am a bit naive... what are the Dillon Harper, Lancelot, and Martha Stewart awards....
DocHolyday's Avatar
Are all the mongers on vacation??? I thought we would have more participants. This is an excellent thread topic MT. You folks don't be shy.
moneytalksny's Avatar
Entering my nominees in the morning. Partying all night.. And beat now.
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This is going start a few mini-wars..

Dillion Harper Provider of the Year Award - DA Jenny, my ATF

Hoodrat of the year Award - Envy - great gal

Hoarders Worst incall Award - it's mainly been a year of hotels for me

Funniest thing seen at an incall Award - Big booty Cleo

Martha Stewart Cleanest/best incall Award - America / Christelle

Most Obnoxious Member Award - Jimmiwad (with his man crush earlier in the year but we've moved on.. Thanks to the ignore button..)
honorable mention SCRAP (But in a positive way.. Just tells it like it fuckin' is. Whether you like it or not.). ..."And TexassholeLee for Most Obnoxious Member of the Year..." I rest my case.

Best Provider I never Had Award - Sweet Amber Lynn - looks beautiful

Most missed provider of the year - Autumn Lynn

Best seasoned veteran provider award - Jenny... Honorable mention.. Karina, Edith

Sexiest looking provider award - Baby blue, Christelle both look like models but need to improve the menu (in one way or another)

Best Agency award - Desirable Angels, great customer service, beautiful girls, Jenny, Sofia, Malory, etc... Quality incalls. 2016 Best. IMHO
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Worst agency - Sugar Baby Escorts..
This is going start a few mini-wars..

Dillion Harper Provider of the Year Award - DA Jenny, my ATF

Hoodrat of the year Award - Envy - gre



Hoarders Worst incall Award - it's mainly been a year of hotels for me

Funniest thing seen at an incall Award - Big booty Cleo

Martha Stewart Cleanest/best incall Award - America / Christelle

Most Obnoxious Member Award - Jimmiwad (with his man crush earlier in the year but we've moved on.. Thanks to the ignore button..)
honorable mention SCRAP (But in a positive way.. Just tells it like it fuckin' is. Whether you like it or not.). ..."And TexassholeLee for Most Obnoxious Member of the Year..." I rest my case.

Best Provider I never Had Award - Sweet Amber Lynn - looks beautiful

Most missed provider of the year - Autumn Lynn

Best seasoned veteran provider award - Jenny... Honorable mention.. Karina, Edith

Sexiest looking provider award - Baby blue, Christelle both look like models but need to improve the menu (in one way or another)

Best Agency award - Desirable Angels, great customer service, beautiful girls, Jenny, Sofia, Malory, etc... Quality incalls. 2016 Best. IMHO Originally Posted by moneytalksny
Allow me to present you my FUCK YOU AWARD. You are the ass hole who is in love with his own cock.
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Come on JW, can we be civil? This can be a fun thread Bro.
Come on JW, can we be civil? This can be a fun thread Bro. Originally Posted by DocHolyday
You really need to get a life Bro. Let this hooker site rest a bit. You don't have to be here all day every day.