So.... I won't post names and other extremely intimate details unless asked to do so and it's ok with the Board here but.....
So I took a call (this is my first trip through LR) this evening from a gentleman who was AA and sounded very professional. He did not have any references and I was suspicious of him. He told me his name and said he was a well-known person in the area and gave me his name and I googled him and found some info on him. He sent me a pic of him as is right then and there and they matched up. I went ahead and met him at an upscale place in WLR for drinks.
He was adorable, had the things I needed for the encounter to progress, and we had a few drinks over WONDERFUL conversation. I was looking forward to our time and would have provided him with everything I had. He asked if I was ready and since I (duh) drove my own vehicle -- he followed me.
He ended up calling me while following me and turned off from saying he was "too fucked up and can't do the business." I called bullshit and said he is really doing things the wrong way here. After I called him out he said, "well, in my defense your pics aren't real. I hate when the pics aren't real." I told him the fuck they aren't real and explained how my ad says THICK in more than one place, has pics of my thick ass and my thick thighs, and I really don't understand where the confusion lies. I even reminded him that I directed him to my website for more pics so he can make an informed decision. I told him that if he didn't want a thick girl then he should have not called me.
So.... here's the number: 501 4*6 8**4 Staff edit phone #. I have his name and details about his popularity in the area if it's appropriate to post these things.
Dammit man.