Don't Be "That Guy."

For the love of all that is holy, please don't be "that guy" at a strip club getting a lap dance in basketball shorts, sweat pants, etc. You are NOT slick. Ladies working in a club do NOT want to feel your cock poking them while trying to give you a lap dance. Guys will try to get the most out of a $30 lap dance, and it doesn't turn us on at all. It does however make a dancer want to step on your balls with the pointy end of her high heels.

Sidenote: You should also refrain from strategically placing your hands in your lap before the dancer sits down, because the bouncers will turn their back when she decides to bitch slap you.

I was going to ask if that held true for a more private dance but then thought "this classy lady wouldn't see a guy who came dressed in b ball shorts or sweats." Then I thought if a pvt dance is done by this lady would be art to be admired

Gotta love strip clubs its kinda the walmart for adults in the sense of going in there and watching some of the folks coming in there or atleast I do. I am bad to people watch but I also like to actually find some od the girls who can actually carry on a good conversation too not just shake that booty

I was going to ask if that held true for a more private dance but then thought "this classy lady wouldn't see a guy who came dressed in b ball shorts or sweats." Then I thought if a pvt dance is done by this lady would be art to be admired Originally Posted by Rollypolly

Agreed with you there.

If I were to go to a strip club, I honestly prefer dressing somewhat classy. Thats just me, ofc.

What he did was just straight-up disrespectful(obv). Bball shorts(whatever he was wearing) to a club? I'm sure everyone knew what he was attempting to do. ~Pft~ Screw that guy.

I would love to see the bitch slap though... XD

+100. Thanks for saying something, Vannah. This guy is totally clueless and disrespectful on every level. So annoying.

Someone needs to take his penis away.

Pm sent.

My friend works in a local club and she'll cut your ass if your try some shit then get her biker boyfriend and his buddies to stomp you in the parking lot. Try it. I dare ya.

Damn, my post got every lady here riled up

Damn, my post got every lady here riled up Originally Posted by petervire

And not in a sexy way.

Damn, my post got every lady here riled up Originally Posted by petervire

And not in a sexy way. Originally Posted by Vannah

Yeah, but Arkansas ECCIE being what it is, riling up the ladies here in a non-sexy way is almost trivially easy.

Cheers,

bcg

My friend works in a local club and she'll cut your ass if your try some shit then get her biker boyfriend and his buddies to stomp you in the parking lot. Try it. I dare ya. Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

How drunk does your friend have to be to not notice the guy is wearing gym shorts, or puts his hand in his lap? Just refuse the dance and don't talk to them.

My friend always carrys at bars and strip clubs. Has that one that looks like an iPhone. He loves finding reasons to defend himself; he's a bit nuts. Hope your friend's boyfriend is very selective on who he stomps on.

Hahaha... Indeed it goes both ways...

What kind of dude goes to a club wearing basketball shorts to begin with?

What kind of club allows him to walk in dressed like that?

What kind of dancer works in a place like that? Know that if you are that girl, you're kinda asking for it, knowing that you are willing to work someplace without a dress code. I know most places I've worked though, you can always refuse to do the dance, tell the bouncers about the creep with the hard on in the Lakers shorts, and watch while the bouncers escort him to the door. That said, if the bouncers are ok with his behavior, shouldn't you consider working somewhere else?

Hahaha... Indeed it goes both ways...

What kind of dude goes to a club wearing basketball shorts to begin with?

What kind of club allows him to walk in dressed like that?

What kind of dancer works in a place like that? Know that if you are that girl, you're kinda asking for it, knowing that you are willing to work someplace without a dress code. I know most places I've worked though, you can always refuse to do the dance, tell the bouncers about the creep with the hard on in the Lakers shorts, and watch while the bouncers escort him to the door. That said, if the bouncers are ok with his behavior, shouldn't you consider working somewhere else? Originally Posted by jer

Sounds like you've never been to a strip club in Little Rock lol!

I never been to on period. For me why sit around a bunch of dudes with over priced drinks to watch a women you can't enjoy. I worked in a bar for 3 years, had my fill. Rather enjoy a lady in a more relaxed atmosphere where the a song isn't your limilt

Hehe, nope. Hot Springs once, but never even been to The Rock. I rarely leave the safety of NWA since I retired from the security life.

There have been a few where I've walked in, paid the door, went into the place proper, got a look at the guys/girls there, and left without even buying a drink. Working in clubs for over a decade made me a bit snobbish I suppose... Spend more time looking at the security set up and judging the DJ than I do enjoying myself. That's why I started hobbying

Knowing how things work in multiple club settings, I don't want to spend money in a place like that. The dancers are usually abused by the staff and the customers, everything is dingy, and it feels more like a back alley brothel than a proper gentleman's club. I go to clubs to treat myself and the woman who catches my interest, not to get rug burn and a stain on my slacks

Yeah, I totally get that. Most clubs just aren't what they're cracked up to be. That's one of the reasons why I decided to get into the hobby after several months, instead of continuing dancing. I like the aspect of being able to spend one on one time with someone without being surrounded by foolishness.