Possible GF material for Humpty?

I think he may have found his match.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/1...gs-mad-pooper/

YES!!!

OMG, Eagle what a find.. Match.com could not have done any better... I envision wedding bells for humpty...........

So the police have a dragnet out for this public pooper? AKA: Shits in the City!

Fucking hilarious. She should be called the "Fit Shitter".

Apparently Charmin has offered her a years supply of toilet paper if she turns herself in. But....how many rolls are in a years supply?

Has she been caught yet?

It does make one stop and scratch their head. There's really no way to process this.



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Apparently Charmin has offered her a years supply of toilet paper if she turns herself in. But....how many rolls are in a years supply?

Has she been caught yet? Originally Posted by MAGA Man

Humpty, you're TFF. Maybe you can be her "pen pal" while she is serving her doo-ty, er, sentence. She probably likes Greek.