A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother,(from Toronto ) Mary, he said, "You are obsessed
with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom,(from Nova Scotia ) Ann: "Your obsession is
with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This
too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother,(from Newfoundland ) Kathy, quietly
got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on,
Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up
Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner