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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.


As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.
'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.
'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all ... right there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck.


A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.

Lol. Good one

Ric Engelhardt Zohn Engelhardt

Shipwrecked
There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! We're going to die!"

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"

The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"

The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!"

Lol thanks for the chuckle!