Time for another “Crazy Stories from the Battlefield” thread?

I was chatting with one of my ATF’s recently and I mentioned a four-hand session. She proceeds to tell me that she was part of an 12-hand session once.

Apparently one of their regulars called ahead and asked for a session with 6 providers at once and mamasan said ok.

So she finds herself crowded around the customer with 5 other providers and the poor guy isn’t getting any kind of a decent massage. With all of them crowded in close, no one could use elbows or knees and so they all just pressed on him with their fingers.

He apparently enjoyed the encounter, paid and tipped well but hadn’t ever shown up again.

Any of you have some new, crazy stories from the monger wars?

Yes. They're all in my reviews.

This will fix the overcrowding issue, IMO

Well hell, I'd pay extra for that!

Motherfucker, that's an Indian Goddess. And if she gets angry your dick is going to start liking your own ass...

LOL

At least it'll get some action

Motherfucker, that's an Indian Goddess. And if she gets angry your dick is going to start liking your own ass... Originally Posted by 919263

Mostly just walking in from time to time expecting same old service at AMP and turns into a full on GFE (once Greek GFE) with a hottie worth every bit of twice what I paid. That’s why we do this job though right?

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Wocka wocka wocka I’ve had some odd ones too. The bitch that held my legs together when I nutted. The old ladies in clear lake. The hoes at the k-bar. Worst I’ll say was Gloria farting as we fucked. Seen one about have a mental breakdown after her having the shit beat out of her. A punk ass little pimp wannabe trying to fuck with me at work. Doing side jobs for some respectable hoes and fucking them on my bosses desk in his office. Getting head in public, getting pussy in public. Idk. It’s been a fun ass wild ride here.

I was with an escort once and she was ridding me on the bed when her pimp comes banging on the door demanding money from her and I was in the bed with my cock out and she gives him the tip I had just provided her. So he leaves and she’s bummed out now not wanting to continue so I gave her a little bit for her to help and she was excited. Long story short bbj cim. Seen her plenty of times and she never once offered that to me. It was scary and rewarding all together. Lol.

My only really "weird" one was when I went one time, never got asked to pay the house fee up front, paid the girl the tip, and that was it...Kinda liked have a $60 discount!

I was at an legit looking Asian massage place in a 69, and the lady peed on me when cuming. At first I thought she was squirting, but it smelled like pee. I was fuckin pissed.

I was at an legit looking Asian massage place in a 69, and the lady peed on me when cuming. At first I thought she was squirting, but it smelled like pee. I was fuckin pissed. Originally Posted by BTim

I was at an legit looking Asian massage place in a 69, and the lady peed on me when cuming. At first I thought she was squirting, but it smelled like pee. I was fuckin pissed. Originally Posted by BTim

Well hell bells, I'd pay extra for that!