Things that piss you off (in the hobby)

This thread is a place to blow off steam about things that have happened to you in the hobby. (Please no names, dates or places) What made your teeth grind and blood boil? When looking back, it might be something funny or that continues to really piss you off!

I'll start. I had an afternoon appointment with a provider. We had been PMing all the previous day and the morning of the date. Anticipation was "rising" as the appointed time arrived. My business meeting was over; PM sent to the lady to let her know I was enroute. I took my happy pill, jumped in the car and was heading for the roundup. Then about five minutes out, I check voice mail on my hobby phone - to hear a cancellation message. &@#$%$!!

The worst thing was I had just taken my last happy pill. No more "happiness" available for three weeks when my new Rx kicked in. Now THAT pissed me off!

Huck

Clients that attempt to 'barter' or date you in real life... The ones that don't understand that the illusion of passion is just that, an illusion.

Or, even worse...I had a totally obsessed client once that acted like he 'owned' me and he did not respect my personal time between appointments as my own. He would blow my phone up---calling and texting non-stop, and then throw huge hissy fits if I didn't drop whatever I was doing to immediately pay attention to him.

When I first started so many years ago.. the bartering thing or asking for a cheaper rate got on my nerves.. not because it was pathetic of them to ask..but because it was wasting my time.. as I worked and moved along, I just kinda realized that its not so much they mean to annoy but that i guess they live by the "you never know unless you ask" theory.. so i grew to just ignore the comment respond with the "rate posted is what it takes to see me" and let them decide.. no sugar coating it etc

Big thing that use to piss me off.. guys that would say "ya come to town" and then you never hear from that guy..I to grew out of that pissing me off.. I learned to change my business practices and adapt and realize that money isn't counted until its in my hand..and gauging interest to visit a city can only be based off of reputable trusted hobbyiest that are BOOKING.. not "im interested".. you have alot more leverage for backlash when a guy books and doesn't show thus making your trip a shitty one then you do if you simply base it off of "im interested"..

CALLING ME 15 FUCKING TIMES IN AN HOUR!! If i don't answer..Im either fucking, using the bathroom or asleep! either way I will call you back!!

Paranoid guys--guys if you are so scared you can't enjoy the date..then don't book it! had a guy in houston many years back.. I am at a very very upscale hotel in the galleria area and he shows up.. I open the door, he walks in and looks behind the opened room door, he then flings open the bathroom door, pulls back the shower curtain..I walked over to the bed and sit down watching all of this.. he comes out of the bathroom and I say "ready now?" not yet he responds..opening the closet doors..I am damn near laughing by now cuz I know what he is doing..

I hop up and Im like, you just need to relax.. he says "sorry I just gotta make sure no one is like waiting in here to rob me or something".. I am chuckling by now.. I say "ok well have you checked everywhere? you feel better now?" .. im standing at this point and he is by the bed.. he starts easing onto the bed and answers "ya ya i checked everywhere I feel better".. i quickly blurt oout "ya everywhere except under the bed!!"

he yelps like a scared school girl, hops from the bed and I am fucking rolling by now!! He is looking kinda upset and Im like dude if you can't fucking take a joke..there is the door, you need to fucking chill, if your this worried you shouldn't have booked an appt.

He relaxed some, session went on and he actually ended up writing a good review.. but damn i laughed about that one!

so just relax guys

Oh..and i forgot to point out the big one

WHITE KNIGHTS..can't fucking stand them.. if your post and reviews revolve around 1 provider..your a fucking pussy white knight and need to get a life.. If you find yourself constantly coming to the defense or jumping at every review to give kudos to a "lovely" girl..your a lap dog white knight and need to grow a pair.. I mean Im all for agreeing with a subject or having an ATF.. but really when you existence on a board is composed of 1 or 2 providers that you defend constantly, that you praise and put on a pedestal constantly ..you honestly have a pretty pathetic existence and need to step away from the hobby..

white knights..can't stand em, they are useless and girls that utilize and crave guys doing that are just as pathetic and need to gain some self esteem..

for christ sakes..its p4p.. guys are being played and many women have self esteem issues..its like for some a perfect dysfunctional match made in heaven..


(i await the "i hate loud mouth bitches" post)

. . . .(i await the "i hate loud mouth bitches" post) Originally Posted by DeAnna Luv

Now what really pisses me off - PHOTOS NEED TO BE ACCURATE!

I was traveling earlier in the Spring to the heart of Hobby Hell, but doing my research. I found a respected Washington DC area provider who had relocated to within 30 miles of my destination. After booking a cocktails and 2 hour session, she tells me she's "put on about 20 lbs" since the photos on her website was taken, but she was still toned and working out multiple times a week. No prob as far as I was concerned until I opened the door. I was greeted by a frickin' summo wrestler. In fact, I've seen summo-wrestlers in better shape. She was 50-60 lbs heavier than the photos if she was an ounce, not to mention natural grooming (as opposed to advertising bare) and a funky smell. Mr. Happy made a retreat like he was asked to come out in 20 degree weather. This one goes down as one of the worst Hobby experiences in lots of years!

Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

what you know its coming

i could quickly add to be funny I hate the guys that only have the same jokes, same cracks (i.e the loud mouth bitch, the i'm fat, the i need to get laid more).. like i give a fuck lmao.. but i didn't.. i think it goes without saying

I really dislike it when I ask for a reference and don't get any answer at all......

The FUCKING COPS! What Assholes they are! Hound the providers, Pound the Johns, harass EVERYONE for their next lead on who is fucking who, then spend gawd-awful amounts of money putting together their SQUAD to set up a sting, that yields a couple girls and maybe a few guys. The hotels are not giving them the rooms anymore, unless they have been caught with their own pants down! the lookouts, the phones, the courts, vehicles, the overtime pay...and all for what? $500 fines...i.e. PaulaSpice...geeez.

Yeah, I'm in a fucking BAD mood! Hope you all have a happy fucking fourth!

I need a bottle...citron will do.

Being in Searcy instead of LR for the next two days pisses me off, because it appears there are no lovely providers in this town....lol

OLE LEO & BAIT n SWITCH.....

Oh yeah and sum of the stuff Deann Luv said!!!

My Work Schedule. . . which keeps me out of the game almost 2/3 of the time! * *

Humm... In this life? Ok you asked,,,
1. Long winded posts. I'm add
2, people that are rude to others & just down right mean ..if you can't something nice don't say nothing at all .
I'm mean seriously you guys attack each other? Why??can't believe how hateful some are on here, that's just retarded & wrong ..there is no need to be so rude for no reason and especially with this!!!... It's suppose to be all about fun & y'all make it so freaking complicated!! Just mind your own business & have fun-life is short. Enjoy it
Oh well...you asked . I answered ...back to my fun & jokes

One more & I'm done (but you asked )
3.comments on reviews .. You guys attack & ridicule a person that does a review, you degrade someone because they don't do what you like... Who cares.you don't like it move on...some one else does like it so there is no need to whine like a freaking baby cause someone doesn't do what you wAnt..get over it..find someone else ..there are plenty ..unless you just like to bitch & moan & be a pussy stfu no wonder no one wants to review -you guys attack them over dumb ass shit!!! That's the funny part..y'all act like elementary school kids ..it's actually funny to think guys my age would behave that way ....

The FUCKING COPS! What Assholes they are! Hound the providers, Pound the Johns, harass EVERYONE for their next lead on who is fucking who, then spend gawd-awful amounts of money putting together their SQUAD to set up a sting, that yields a couple girls and maybe a few guys. The hotels are not giving them the rooms anymore, unless they have been caught with their own pants down! the lookouts, the phones, the courts, vehicles, the overtime pay...and all for what? $500 fines...i.e. PaulaSpice...geeez.

Yeah, I'm in a fucking BAD mood! Hope you all have a happy fucking fourth!

I need a bottle...citron will do. Originally Posted by giteneny

Ok all I got out of your rant was a hot cop in his uniform ...did I miss something??