Encounter: If that was an Angel's Touch, then I'm definitely an Atheist...

Date: 6/2/2019
Name: I'm sure someone calls her mother...
Phone: 1-800-382-5968 (1-800-fuckyou)
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...-39001#rubmaps
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Westheimer and Voss
Activities: Table shower, HJ, BBBJ,
Hair Length and Color: -
Age: 30s or 40s?
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Typical middle aged Asian woman...super plain, with a "hurry up and buy" look, an aggressively average body and natural midrange breasts w/ unremarkable nipples. In fact, the only part of this woman entire being that could be considered noteworthy was that crazy bush she hAsian porn only without the pixelation, which I almost missed at that point.
Recommendation: No

Some sick way, I want to experience this catasrophe myself, but I will not. Thank you for an entertaining review.

You mentioned bush. Sparse or Forrest?

Gawd damn!
I wish you would review more.
Out fucking standing sir!

Wait, what was her name? I don't think Miss Swan is the name she gave you... is it?

Wait, what was her name? I don't think Miss Swan is the name she gave you... is it? Originally Posted by InYoEyez

WOW !!! LOL... You Sir are a true writer..!!

Originally Posted by hkphooey

Next time... I won't ask. That's a mental image I won't be able to erase all week. Sorry mang, I hope you move on to greener pastures and slimmer Asian women.