Encounter: Annual Trip To Long John Silvers

citizen44's Avatar
Date: Week of 7/14/2019
Name: Responded to "Rose?"
Phone: 832-350-4626
Email Address: NA
URL / Website: NA
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: 6125 Wilcrest
Activities: MPCFS
Hair Length and Color: Long Black
Age: Old...No, much older than that even...
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Shorrrrt.....Ollllllddd.....As ian......Plummmp
Recommendation: Yes
Thank you sir. God Houston spas are miserable. Run away! Run away!
This is not a yes. It is a no. A hard no.
Slitlikr's Avatar
Lmao!
khun_kajonsak's Avatar
Thanks for making me grimace then smile having my morning coffee.
Made me spit Dr Pepper all over myself as I was laughing so hard. Holy shit, that was good.
Pyle1's Avatar
  • Pyle1
  • 07-20-2019, 05:18 PM
Nice review, sometimes at LJS, they need to change the fry oil.
Wow, those two spas situated on that road suck. They are for the cheapest of the cheapest spa Johns, the super old white guys with no steady money. The women there are also bitchy, nutty, very old and very ugly. You can do better!
Good Lord, your review has laughing out loud. Thanks for the funny, though perfectly honest review. That high traffic overused odor is one that can kill a hard on instantly for me . . .
Well written!
Thanks. You've ruined Long John Silvers for me.
aznlvr11's Avatar
damn... just damn.....
I walked in there once hoping there would be some thing more than her but she was the only one there. Turned around and walked out as she tried to get me to stay. You are a brave soul my friend.
latinluvr465's Avatar
There's something to be said about being the first one in the morning. Downside is that if she didn't shower and freshen up, the funk has fermented over night!
cabletex7's Avatar
the funk has fermented over night! Originally Posted by latinluvr465
So, you might catch a buzz at least? Cool.