Guy walks into a bar ...

Was watching some TV show and heard this, thought pretty funny ...

Guy walks into a bar, sits next to a good looking blonde having a drink. He starts to chat her up and she immediately interrupts him and says "Sorry, fella, I am really just here for a drink and not interested in any hook ups!"

He smiles at her and says "What would you say if I offered you a million dollars to sleep with me for one night?".

She thinks about it for a second and says "Well, that changes everything! Let's go!".

Then he says "What would you say if I changed the offer to twenty bucks?"

She says "A-hole, what kind of girl do you think I am???"

He smiles and says "Darlin' I think we already figured that out, now we are just negotiating!".
flanker1017's Avatar
Funny!!!
My dad told me that joke when I was a kid, hahaa, it’s timeless,,originally came from Red Foxx (Sanford & Son) I had his eight track, first comedy I remember is him and Ray Stevens

We hung out playing ping pong, swatting flies, and listening to Redd Foxx
Jjsunday's Avatar
Well shit that's the 1st I have heard of this old joke ,,,,,I thought it was funny. But then again I love Red Foxx....Nice to know bc