Encounter: $2 Tuesday and lost keys at Pinups

zymosan's Avatar
Date: 11/5
Name: various hot ebonys
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Ft Worth
State: Texas
Address: Mark IV
Activities: lap dances, stage grinding, key hunting
Hair Length and Color: various
Age: 20's-30's
Smoking Status: -
Ethnic Background: Black/African
Physical Description: tall, short, busty, flat, thicc, petite, etc.
Recommendation: Yes
CellarDweller's Avatar
People really suck sometimes, no?
Ralph Fults's Avatar
Maybe he picked your pocket while your were distracted??
Chung Tran's Avatar
mtabsw's Avatar
Flashback to my youth.

The chief came into the cave, counted noses (he could count, thus he was the chief)

When he noticed Baaz was missing, he asked if anyone had seen him.

One of the tribe said they had seen him earlier, going into the cave bear's cave just down the hill from our cave.

Chief shrugged and said "Let me guess, he didn't have a torch, he didn't have a spear... RIGHT?"

And the IQ of our species went up.

OP - glad you only lost some money and not your car.